AggieJohn
10-27-2006, 08:53 AM
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John
Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins
one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John
Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins