Curly
10-20-2006, 10:40 AM
Listed here you'll find some "lessons" about Halloween, ghosts, and spooks that you'll only learn from the movie theater!
12. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
11. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
10.Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
9.If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
8. When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.
7. Do not take *anything* from the dead.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
5.Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
4. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
3.If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*
2. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and get the Hell outta Dodge.
and the # 1 Lesson to take from any horror movie
1.. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several hundred rounds to kill them, so be prepared!
12. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
11. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
10.Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
9.If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
8. When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.
7. Do not take *anything* from the dead.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
5.Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
4. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
3.If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*
2. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and get the Hell outta Dodge.
and the # 1 Lesson to take from any horror movie
1.. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several hundred rounds to kill them, so be prepared!