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Gobbla2001
10-18-2006, 05:38 PM
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.

piratebg
10-18-2006, 05:39 PM
(Note to self: Don't smoke a pack of Gilmers.) :thumbsup:

carter08
10-18-2006, 05:40 PM
What about Gilmer Lights?

Gobbla2001
10-18-2006, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by carter08
What about Gilmer Lights?

pretty much the same harmful effects as Gilmer Reds...

jlwzz
10-18-2006, 05:48 PM
is there any cure yet, i may have it, i dont know, but it sounds like a day off and i could sure use one

shankbear
10-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Roll your own Gilmers. ZigZag them Gilmers.

Paratrooper
10-18-2006, 05:50 PM
Will a Gilmer stunt your growth?

Gobbla2001
10-18-2006, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Paratrooper
Will a Gilmer stunt your growth?

no, it just causes you to become addicted to it, gives you bad breath and then kills you... kinda like a sucubis...

Paratrooper
10-18-2006, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

Well, I hope nobody on the football team is pregnant. Wouldn't that be a hoot.:D

wimbo_pro
10-18-2006, 07:12 PM
Smoking Gilmer's not only can cause disease (Gilmeritis), it also has been known to blur your sense of reality when it comes to high school football, making you want to guarantee a state title before the first game of the season is even played. Whats worse, its a progressive disease, only getting worse through out the season.

BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
10-18-2006, 07:13 PM
Is there a menthol version of this?

herewego
10-18-2006, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
no, it just causes you to become addicted to it, gives you bad breath and then kills you... kinda like a sucubis...

...then causes your teeth to rot out. Just ask their drill team!

lostaussie
10-18-2006, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by herewego
...then causes your teeth to rot out. Just ask their drill team! oh. i see your sister goes to school here!!!!!!!!!

bobcat1
10-18-2006, 09:11 PM
Yes but he don't want anyone to know.

rodeo-rider
10-18-2006, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Gilmer Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.




also just a pain in the butt.......................................:thinki ng:

Old Tiger
10-19-2006, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Is there a menthol version of this? lol