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injuredinmelee
10-13-2006, 01:20 PM
When the pro or director of golf at the course you are playing at tells you the best way to do something take his advice. Dont tell him you are trying to make it easier on him and his guys. He knows the best, fastest, and easiest way to do it. He has done it hundreds of times. I am gonna have to squash someone before this day is over.
AggieJohn
10-13-2006, 01:27 PM
that's why you become a pro at tennis court
injuredinmelee
10-13-2006, 01:29 PM
i actually need a job where i dont have to deal with other humans since the have the tendency to piss me off.
Adidas410s
10-13-2006, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by injuredinmelee
i actually need a job where i dont have to deal with other humans since the have the tendency to piss me off.

I think you should run a telemarketing service.
Adidas410s
10-13-2006, 01:31 PM
or become a mortician. Then you don't have to worry about killing anybody!!! ;)
Ranger Mom
10-13-2006, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
or become a mortician. Then you don't have to worry about killing anybody!!! ;)

ROFL!! My dad worked in a funeral home....he got fired for not being able to get along with people!!
AggieJohn
10-13-2006, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
I think you should run a telemarketing service. I think you should release our picks





JK
injuredinmelee
10-13-2006, 01:37 PM
you know for a short while I actually considered attending Mortician training. Cant be all that bad and you will always have work. I have even come up with a Slogan for when i started my own Funeral Home. " People are Dying to Use Us".
shankbear
10-13-2006, 01:46 PM
Being a lawyer wouldn't be bad if it weren't for the clients. Drs. get frustrated and lose their patients..........
injuredinmelee
10-13-2006, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by shankbear
Being a lawyer wouldn't be bad if it weren't for the clients. Drs. get frustrated and lose their patients..........

Lawyer i could do since my ex and several other people a day tell me I am an ass.
injuredinmelee
10-13-2006, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by injuredinmelee
Lawyer i could do since my ex and several other people a day tell me I am an ass.
no offense to lawyers i just had to try and make a joke.
44INAROW
10-13-2006, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
or become a mortician. Then you don't have to worry about killing anybody!!! ;)

OR listening to their suggestions :) and if you tell jokes while working, you have a captive audience :eek:
Adidas410s
10-13-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
OR listening to their suggestions :) and if you tell jokes while working, you have a captive audience :eek:

just don't expect too many laughs! :evillol: