Friday morning funny...

[Adidas410s]

If anybody finds this offensive...feel free to take it down!


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00"

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different,"
the officer smiled . "Their sign pertains to religion"


So the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area
when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels


Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

[awizzy]

lol nice

[injuredinmelee]

I am laughing out loud and there arent many jokes that do that.

[CHS_CG]

that is great!

[shankbear]

Ho Ho!!!

[pirate4state]

:evillol: :evillol: :clap:

[piratebg]

That was funny :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

We want more.

[shankbear]

BBDE....just $50.00 more!!!!

[stxfootballfan]

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to
perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few
things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as
long as you want.

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is
1234, and it will go down. But be warned: it will not work again
for another year."

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, (well maybe not)
and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.

After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;"
and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the
medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by stxfootballfan
Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to
perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few
things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as
long as you want.

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is
1234, and it will go down. But be warned: it will not work again
for another year."

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, (well maybe not)
and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.

After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;"
and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the
medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"

haha, thats gotta suck