BTEXDAD
10-11-2006, 02:17 PM
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.
Success is relative—the greater the success, the more relatives.
Anyone can be a winner—unless, of course, there's a second entry.
The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
The gifts YOU buy your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.
Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
If you help a relative in need they will remember you the next time they are in need.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.
Success is relative—the greater the success, the more relatives.
Anyone can be a winner—unless, of course, there's a second entry.
The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
The gifts YOU buy your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.
Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
If you help a relative in need they will remember you the next time they are in need.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.