Water

[SideBurnWillie]

Subject: Water???





It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1
kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka,
beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a
distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to
drink wine and
talk sh** than to drink water and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
doing it as
a public service.

[SideBurnWillie]

So who is drinking H20 today? :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by SideBurnWillie
So who is drinking H20 today? :D
ive already had my gallon.....

[Phil C]

A biology teacher Mr. Williams was doing a demonstration for his students. He had a glass of whiskey and put a living worm in the whiskey. The worm dies. Then Mr. Williams says to his students "What does that tell you."

Bright student Anna says "It proves if you drink whiskey you won't get worms."


:D

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
ive already had my gallon.....

I'm about 1/3 of the way through mine so far. It should be close to empty by 5PM.

[zeus63]

Originally posted by Phil C
A biology teacher Mr. Williams was doing a demonstration for this students. He had a glass of whiskey and put a living worm in the whiskey. The worm dies. Then Mr. Williams says to his students "What does that tell you."

Bright student Anna says "It proves if you drink whiskey you won't get worms."


:D

LOL :clap: :clap: :clap:

[injuredinmelee]

My gallon is close to gone. Will refill after lunch.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

good thing all the water i drink over here is purified by american standards with the reverse osmosis and all that other good stuff. however, since im required to breathe, it really does me no good, the average human eats like 4 lbs of dirt throughout their lifetime. ill eat that in about 3 and a half months here. and oh BTW, the dirt here has more of that stuff than does the water you are all indulging in. :rolleyes:

[DU_stud04]

second gallon gone....why am i still thirsty???

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

its not how much you put in your stomach so much as it is how much your body processes through and sends to the body to use. that is where it matters. also, maybe you dont have enough elctrolytes in your system. or you dont have enough salt in your system...

[jlwzz]

I almost have my 2nd gallon down, but i need one more 6 pack to get there, yall are the ones that keep driving the price of water up , drink more beer and you will live longer.

[SideBurnWillie]

Originally posted by SideBurnWillie
Subject: Water???





It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1
kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, vodka,
beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a
distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to
drink wine and
talk sh** than to drink water and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
doing it as
a public service.

It has been 24 hours since this was first posted. So are you just full of it or are you talking it? :D :D

[griff]

Drink distilled water and you'll be fine.