Country come to town

[spiveyrat]

> A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
> in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
> strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
> Paw, what's at?
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, Son, I dunno. I
> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
> idea'r what it is.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
> room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order.
>
> Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
> blonde woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
> his son, "Boy.......... go git cha Momma.............."

[piratebg]

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I had a feeling it was headed to that kind of punchline. :D

[Adidas410s]

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[Bullaholic]

lol, spivey.



I put this joke up a few months back---hope those of you who have not read it, will enjoy. Still one of my "fav" clean jokes---


O.K....here's a clean joke for you....(not that I don't tell and appreciate the other kind)---this is just one of the few I can post.

It seems that a blind man and his seeing-eye dog paid a visit to the local hardware store. The blind man and dog went in and proceeded to find a large open area between two of the displays. The dog patiently sat as the blind man felt his way along the dog until he found his tail. The blind man gripped the dog's tail tightly and picked him up swinging him in a wide circle above his head with his front paws extended and eyes bugging out. A young clerk saw this, and ran near them shouting---"Sir, sir, I am so sorry I did not see you and your dog come into the store. I hope I did not upset you greatly enough for you to behave in this manner. May I help you?" The blind man continued to swing the dog in a great circle above his head as he blurted out---"Naw, man, that's o.k.--we're just looking around."

Don't know why, but this joke just kills me every time I hear it. Just "stupid" enough to be funny, I guess. Hope you enjoy it also.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic Don't know why, but this joke just kills me every time I hear it. Just "stupid" enough to be funny, I guess. Hope you enjoy it also.

LOL...kind of like this one, cracks me up everytime I see it....

> Learn Chinese in 3 minutes. READ OUT LOUD.
>
> 1. That is not right......Sum Ting Wong
>
> 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?.... Hu Yu Hai Ding
>
> 3. See me ASAP..... Kum Hia Nao
>
> 4. Small Horse.... Tai Ni Po Ni
>
> 5. Did you go to the beach?....Wai Yu So Tan
>
> 6. You need a face lift..... Chin Tu Fat
>
> 7. It is very dark in here... Wao So Dim
>
> 8. I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
>
> 9. This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
>
> 10. Staying out of sight....Lei Ying Lo
>
> 11. He is cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka
>
> 12.Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

[shankbear]

I recall a kid who had never seen an escalator. He called it electric stairs.