spiveyrat
10-09-2006, 04:48 PM
> A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
> in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
> strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
> Paw, what's at?
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, Son, I dunno. I
> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
> idea'r what it is.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
> room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order.
>
> Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
> blonde woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
> his son, "Boy.......... go git cha Momma.............."
> in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
> strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
> Paw, what's at?
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, Son, I dunno. I
> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
> idea'r what it is.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
> room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order.
>
> Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
> blonde woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
> his son, "Boy.......... go git cha Momma.............."