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bulldog65
10-20-2002, 03:43 PM
Since it seems to be the popular thing to do, and I haven't stuck my neck out in a while, I made up my own poll. The math model I used was a complex formula developed over a bottle of Cuervo, counting my fingers and my toes, the number of Tums on my desk, and how many cigars I have left. I hope in some small way I have been able to help you poor souls who need football information.......regardless of the source!

1. Sinton
2. Burnet
3. Jasper
4. Gainsville
5. Everman
6. Forney
7. Celina
8. Marlin
9. Wills Point
10.Newton
11.Commerce
12.Dangerfield
13.Kennedale
14.Midland Greenwood
15.LaGrange
16.Decatur
17.Wilmer Hutchins
18.Longview Spring Hill
19.Bellville
20.Graham
ThaRealBulldog
10-20-2002, 03:49 PM
21. Carthage
Bulldog92
10-20-2002, 03:53 PM
You forgot to mention the broken pencils, the 3 bags of Cheetos, and all the threatening prank calls from Carthage. What am I missing? There has to be more... :D
bulldog65
10-20-2002, 04:26 PM
Ha Ha Ha!!! I didn't want anyone to know what was UNDER my desk!
rrfann
10-20-2002, 04:28 PM
It's as good as any poll i have seen.
eye of the tiger
10-20-2002, 06:50 PM
I have to eat the worm to get my visions, but that may be what the tums are for. Actually not a bad poll at all. I would have substituted the cheetoes with potato chips because they dont stain my fingers as much, but other than that I agree with your scientific method.
Chris Hart
10-20-2002, 08:27 PM
It looks pretty good to me, but I would change the places between Celina and Kennedale. I may be wrong about Celina being overrated, but they will have to prove it to me by beating Gainesville or putting up one heck of a fight.
QBKilla
10-20-2002, 08:30 PM
I don't guess you had a Tums that said Barbers Hill on it did you :D .

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sinton66
10-20-2002, 08:36 PM
I remember seeing a method similar to this once. The guy that did it swore up and down that it was extremely important to spin around three times and spit before making each choice. The trick to accuracy is making sure you have the same amount of spit in pick #20 that you had in pick #1. http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/28_spin.gif
Bulldog92
10-20-2002, 10:19 PM
I tried that once, Sinton66, but didn't pace myself and passed out due to dehydration on #4. The trick is to drink a half-gallon of Sunny Delight to build up a nice large amount before you start. :D
sinton66
10-20-2002, 10:34 PM
Funny enough, that's what happened to the guy that was showing me his method too! He was drinking 101 proof Wild Turkey though, so that might have had something to do with it too! I finished the Turkey after he passed out. I didn't try to spin or spit, just sat, drank, and grinned! :D :D :D
Bulldog92
10-20-2002, 10:44 PM
Sitting and spinning is quite a challenge after a few swigs of that stuff...at least for me. Passing out might be the best option at that point. Just don't end up in a bathtub because you might be in there sideways to where you can't get out without bumping your melon a few times. That would suck and ruin your evening... :D
bulldog65
10-20-2002, 10:55 PM
I see there are a lot more expurts on this board than i thought! Definitely more experienced in the finer things in life!

<small>[ October 20, 2002, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: bulldog65 ]</small>
Bulldog92
10-20-2002, 10:58 PM
There's nothing finer than football, my friend, and we have many experts in the game. :)
sinton66
10-20-2002, 11:06 PM
Wait a minute!!!!! I think that was a slam! I know the meaning of the word expurt. An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
eek! eek! eek! wink
bulldog65
10-20-2002, 11:12 PM
Sinton66 must have looked that up in one of his Homemade Wine making books!
sinton66
10-20-2002, 11:31 PM
(teehee) Just kidding buddy! I heard that one many moons ago out in West Texas. Sometimes it pays to be "long in the tooth". I can't remember yesterday, but I can remember 20 years ago like it was yesterday. Go figure. :D