pirate4state
09-28-2006, 10:53 AM
Joke time!! :devil:
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parents' home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up & has his
breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks
his mom if Fred & Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny comes home for lunch & asks his mom, "Are Fred & Mary up yet?" She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch &
go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home & asks again, "Are Fred & Mary
up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline & I
think I gave him my airplane glue."
:eek: :eek: :D :D
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parents' home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up & has his
breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks
his mom if Fred & Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny comes home for lunch & asks his mom, "Are Fred & Mary up yet?" She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch &
go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home & asks again, "Are Fred & Mary
up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline & I
think I gave him my airplane glue."
:eek: :eek: :D :D