Bobby....did they ever catch that gorilla...

[kaorder1999]

that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye? No momma....the search continues

[kaorder1999]

GIRLS: is there a girl you're seeing?
BOBBY: I see a lot of girls....I see a lot of guys too!

[kaorder1999]

Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!

[kaorder1999]

And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

[kaorder1999]

COACH: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?

BOBBY: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.

[kaorder1999]

I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...

[kepdawg]

Are you having fun?

[kaorder1999]

yeah....i figured at least one person would play along....im sitting at home bored as all get out and am watching it..

[Pmoney]

Captain Insano shows no mercy

[Bull19]

HE LACKS WHAT THEY CALL DA SOCIAL SKILLZ

[SWMustang]

What momma don't know...

[gobbler84]

...Won't hurt!

[kaorder1999]

my momma told me NOT to get a tatoo of Roy Orbison....

[PPHSfan]

But coach he he he spit in da coola