Funniest Comment you've heard from a fan in the stands....

[kaorder1999]

lets hear em

[AggieJohn]

You wanna give them 15 yards, why don't you give them the rest of it..

[Adidas410s]

can we include dumb comments? There is a guy in the stands in Graham that utters 10 to 15 things per game that make you say "wow!!!"

When I called baseball games, I was working a doubleheader and one team had a scorekeeper that kept yelling, "hey ump, everybody knows that tie goes to the runner!" I ignored him for a while...but finally between innings went over to him and said, "I hate to break it to you, but there are no ties and you are only making an ass of yourself! ;)" Needless to say...he kept yelling the next inning...so he found a nice seat in his car in the parking lot instead! ;)

[kaorder1999]

was coaching in a game once when there was 1 second on the clock before the half. A parent yells out during the Timeout when the stands are very quiet...."Coach, make sure he knows to get out of bounds to stop the clock. " Hard to do when there is ONE SECOND LEFT

[eagles_victory]

i heard one idiot at an SFA game yell at a lineman i didnt know fat was a position

then he yelled something us at the once guy and it started grabbing himself it was quite odd to say the least.

[LH Panther Mom]

A couple of years ago, in our 8th grade A game, there was a play that most likely should've had a PF flag....pretty flagrant. One of our moms yelled out "GIVE HIM A TECHNICAL". :doh:

[kaorder1999]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
"GIVE HIM A TECHNICAL". :doh:

thats funny!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
A couple of years ago, in our 8th grade A game, there was a play that most likely should've had a PF flag....pretty flagrant. One of our moms yelled out "GIVE HIM A TECHNICAL". :doh:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[DU_stud04]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/mexmustangs04/103411838_be7f6910ef.jpg
:D, that not saying much, but alot at the same time.

[EricDraven]

"Coach, ya'll aren't tacklin'. Get 'em to tackle."

Spoken by the brain-surgeon turned Skinny's clerk who was a high school legend, but no one knew exactly where.

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by EricDraven
"Coach, ya'll aren't tacklin'. Get 'em to tackle."

Spoken by the brain-surgeon turned Skinny's clerk who was a high school legend, but no one knew exactly where.

huh?

[EricDraven]

Sarcasm for "freakin moron that never peed a drop his whole life".

[eagles_victory]

Fairfield high school crowd

the last ten years: OMG we never pass the ball why dont we pass

this year: Why arent we running the ball this is terrible run the ball

it gets so annoying

[Tiger Baseball]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/mexmustangs04/103411838_be7f6910ef.jpg
:D, that not saying much, but alot at the same time.

I think she is blonde and from Texas.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by eagles_victory
Fairfield high school crowd

the last ten years: OMG we never pass the ball why dont we pass

this year: Why arent we running the ball this is terrible run the ball

it gets so annoying

wow...sounds like Graham when they went from the veer (or a fancy name for Bourquin running 42 counter ALL DAY) to the spread.

[AggieJohn]

I had to get on too a 7th grader the other day for yelling the plays of the oppposing side when he was doing the chain on the opposing side for me.

[eagle.eyes]

"Hey coach, run the touchdown play!" Still hear the varsity mother scream it.

[big daddy russ]

"Go Trey, Go Trey, Go Trey."

-and-

"Sack'm, Sack'm, Sack'm, Sack'm, Sack'm, Sack'm, Sack'm."

Both from some Vietnamese lady in the stands behind us (my brother and me) at the 2002 Auburn home opener. Cute little lady, nice as could be, but we couldn't help but laugh whenever she'd scream these.

By the way, she had a THICK accent that made it even funnier.

The first was directed at Trey Smith, the kid who started for Auburn for about half the year when Cadillac Williams and then Ronnie Brown got injured. Screamed repeatedly everytime he carried the ball.

"Sack'm" was yelled whenever they were on defense. Through the whole game.

By the way, we were playing Western Carolina. We won 56-0.