The funniest threads ever on the Down Low

[Paratrooper]

Polysemous13

http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=74112&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

These are by far the funniest posts ever I think on the DL.

[MagicMan]

it doesnt work

[Paratrooper]

Ummm......works on mine, but here go up to the "search" and type in Polysemous13 to bring up all the user name posts. There are only 34 postings by this guy but these are classics on the DL.

[lepfan]

LOL...I made the last post for the infamous Word Association thread. Wow...what does that say for me? ;)

[AggieJohn]

http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15693


funniest bar none

[Paratrooper]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15693


funniest bar none

I agree. Don't know what ever happened to old poly, but man that guy would have me laughing to no end. I actually think he was serious.

[BlueBlood]

I have to admit that I to enjoyed reading his posts. I never thought the guy was serious, however.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BlueBlood
I have to admit that I to enjoyed reading his posts. I never thought the guy was serious, however.

I didn't think so either.....but I was never quite sure.

I didn't wanna give him TOO hard of a time..just in case!!!!:eek: :eek:

[BlueBlood]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I didn't think so either.....but I was never quite sure.

I didn't wanna give him TOO hard of a time..just in case!!!!:eek: :eek:

Afraid he might cast a spell on ya?

[Scholar]

My friends, I’m afraid the winds have reached me with news that Polysemous has been attacked by a group of dark vampires on the parking lot at the Sammy Baugh Classic. He normally would have been able to dispatch any of them on his own, but there was a large group of them. He was in bad shape, but we expect a full recovery. The fight of good vs. evil continues on. We ask you to remain steadfast in your faith and we can rest assured that the forces of good will win out. Polysemous, if you read this message, Morbius has once again returned in the southern regions of Latvernia. Please don’t attempt to rejoin the fray until you are completely well. Peace out.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BlueBlood
Afraid he might cast a spell on ya?

I get myself into enough "strange" predicaments on my own....I darn sure don't need any bad karma following me around!!

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by Scholar
My friends, I’m afraid the winds have reached me with news that Polysemous has been attacked by a group of dark vampires on the parking lot at the Sammy Baugh Classic. He normally would have been able to dispatch any of them on his own, but there was a large group of them. He was in bad shape, but we expect a full recovery. The fight of good vs. evil continues on. We ask you to remain steadfast in your faith and we can rest assured that the forces of good will win out. Polysemous, if you read this message, Morbius has once again returned in the southern regions of Latvernia. Please don’t attempt to rejoin the fray until you are completely well. Peace out.

:thinking: Where you from Scholar?

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
:thinking: Where you from Scholar?

I am not sure it is even this planet.

[carter08]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15693


funniest bar none

Thats hillarious :D

[Scholar]

STF, I am originally from the Netherlands. It would not be wise of me to disclose my current location, as this would put many innocents in danger. Your next question might involve the number of moons that I have witnessed. Let me answer your future question with this: what Juan Ponce DeLeon sought, I found. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that the island of Bimimi had long since been swallowed by the ocean, but not before I had looted the much prized booty and packaged it in 200 oak barrels. Ferdinand was furious, but his thoughts did not concern me. In his hands, the elixir would have surely been wasted. During Ponce’s last days in Havana, I revealed my secret to him, and explained to him that his wounds would not be helped by the elixir. He thanked me for finally coming clean with him. I spend much time in Transylvania and this is where my greatest foe resides, but he never stays still long. He’s very old, very old indeed. Even older than I; however, he’s still as keen as ever. The elixir has certainly helped me in my quest, but it is far from over. But enough about me, lets talk about the games of the week: I’ll take Canyon, Wimberly, Cuero, and Hutto.

[kepdawg]

Originally posted by Scholar
STF, I am originally from the Netherlands. It would not be wise of me to disclose my current location, as this would put many innocents in danger. Your next question might involve the number of moons that I have witnessed. Let me answer your future question with this: what Juan Ponce DeLeon sought, I found. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that the island of Bimimi had long since been swallowed by the ocean, but not before I had looted the much prized booty and packaged it in 200 oak barrels. Ferdinand was furious, but his thoughts did not concern me. In his hands, the elixir would have surely been wasted. During Ponce’s last days in Havana, I revealed my secret to him, and explained to him that his wounds would not be helped by the elixir. He thanked me for finally coming clean with him. I spend much time in Transylvania and this is where my greatest foe resides, but he never stays still long. He’s very old, very old indeed. Even older than I; however, he’s still as keen as ever. The elixir has certainly helped me in my quest, but it is far from over. But enough about me, lets talk about the games of the week: I’ll take Canyon, Wimberly, Cuero, and Hutto.

The Netherlands? Isn't that down in the Golden Triangle area? Close to WOS, BC, and the likes? I'm pretty sure Jasper played them a few times.