sinton66
01-08-2004, 11:33 PM
Fart Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying there a few
minutes, the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie
score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again and
says,
"Touchdown,
I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and
says, "Touchdown,
tie, score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and
says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get
beat by a woman
So he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a
defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but
instead of farting,
he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying there a few
minutes, the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie
score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again and
says,
"Touchdown,
I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and
says, "Touchdown,
tie, score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and
says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get
beat by a woman
So he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a
defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but
instead of farting,
he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."