CHS_CG
09-15-2006, 08:56 AM
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
>>other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the
>>Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
>>
>>The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there We've got
>>dogs with us."
>>
>>The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." She put
>>on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar and started to walk in.
>>The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." &!
>>nbsp;
>>The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
>>
>>The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
>>
>>The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
>>
>>The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that
>>a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but
>>thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
>>
>>Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog"
>>
>>The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>>
>>The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
>>D@mn Chihuahua?'
>>other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the
>>Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
>>
>>The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there We've got
>>dogs with us."
>>
>>The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." She put
>>on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar and started to walk in.
>>The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." &!
>>nbsp;
>>The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
>>
>>The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
>>
>>The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
>>
>>The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that
>>a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but
>>thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
>>
>>Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog"
>>
>>The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>>
>>The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
>>D@mn Chihuahua?'