Phil C
09-14-2006, 09:20 AM
I saw this gem on another web site.
A Sooner went to an Aggie Psychiatrist and said "I have a great fear that someone is under my bed at night and is going to harm me. I am so scared I can hardly sleep!"
The Aggie Psychiatrist said "I can cure you of that in one year. You will have to come see me one hour per session three times a week."
The sooner asked him how much he charged and the Psychiatrist said "$80 per session."
The Sooner told him "Let me go think about it."
The Sooner never returned but the Aggie Psychiatrist met him on the streets one day and asked him "Say why didn't you ever come back to me to solve your problem."
The Sooncer said "Well I figured at $80 per session times all those times I could use the money to buy a brand new pickup which I got parked across the street"
"But what about your problem" asked the Aggie Psychiatrist.
Well it got solved because I told a Longhorn about it right after I visited you and he told me to just cut the legs off the bed and it solved the problem for sure because now there can't be anyone under it."
:D
A Sooner went to an Aggie Psychiatrist and said "I have a great fear that someone is under my bed at night and is going to harm me. I am so scared I can hardly sleep!"
The Aggie Psychiatrist said "I can cure you of that in one year. You will have to come see me one hour per session three times a week."
The sooner asked him how much he charged and the Psychiatrist said "$80 per session."
The Sooner told him "Let me go think about it."
The Sooner never returned but the Aggie Psychiatrist met him on the streets one day and asked him "Say why didn't you ever come back to me to solve your problem."
The Sooncer said "Well I figured at $80 per session times all those times I could use the money to buy a brand new pickup which I got parked across the street"
"But what about your problem" asked the Aggie Psychiatrist.
Well it got solved because I told a Longhorn about it right after I visited you and he told me to just cut the legs off the bed and it solved the problem for sure because now there can't be anyone under it."
:D