pirate4state
09-12-2006, 02:33 PM
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst, and he's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath.
All of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She's wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook, and she has a pencil tucked behind her ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust
an IRS Genie.
"She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and lots to drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few mi nutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon!
The moral of the story is: If the government offers you anything
there's going to be a string attached!
:D :D :D
from you know who
All of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She's wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook, and she has a pencil tucked behind her ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust
an IRS Genie.
"She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and lots to drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few mi nutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon!
The moral of the story is: If the government offers you anything
there's going to be a string attached!
:D :D :D
from you know who