injuredinmelee
09-11-2006, 01:42 PM
Subject: Letter to Senator
To:
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office
Building Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Califorian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary
reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out. Simply put, those of us who ha ve been here legally have
had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospectof
avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is
there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for
many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insur ance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an
outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if
possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
To:
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office
Building Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Califorian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary
reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out. Simply put, those of us who ha ve been here legally have
had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospectof
avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is
there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for
many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insur ance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an
outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if
possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,