IS THIS THE NIGHT I BREAK 1000 POST?

[SintonFan]

Dang! I've been laying low for a short while! I'm tired of it!!! :D :D :D Where's 66 and 75 to give me some questions to answer? If they are not here, then some of you have got to 'pick my mind' to get to 1000 post. Just ask some silly questions and you've made a friend. Who knows, you might suddenly become a '5 STAR MEMBER'! [Offer good while supplies last, only one resident per household may apply, illegal in certain states, please check packaging for details... http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif ] BTW, where is PPHSFan? Come on folks(those of you who haven't gone home for Thanksgiving) ask a question or few and let me respond... :D :D :D

Something to do during this forum is 'place' money on my making 1000 post tonight.
Who's game? http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/11_confused.gif

[topdawg]

whos gona win, burnet or sinton???

[SintonFan]

topdawg:
whos gona win, burnet or sinton???The sideshow has started! Place your bets!

"whos [gona] win, burnet or sinton???"

What's a gona? Is that in the 'gonad' family? Are you talking about lumps in the throat?

[SintonFan_inAustin]

<small>[ November 27, 2002, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: SintonFan_inAustin ]</small>

[SintonFan_inAustin]

966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.

[PPHSfan]

Ok, Here is my question:

If you are driving down Interstate Ten West of Abilene, late at night. And you are traveling at the speed of light, Will anything happen if you turn on your headlights? :p

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.1st off, yeah you need to catch up! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/6_tongue.gif I had fun talking to you SintonFan_inAustin! I'll respond accordingly to your questions... :)

[Jacket2000]

PPHSfan:
Ok, Here is my question:

If you are driving down Interstate Ten West of Abilene, late at night. And you are traveling at the speed of light, Will anything happen if you turn on your headlights? :p You'll get a speeding ticket b/c all those little West Texas towns west of Abilene have no other way of getting revenue for their towns.
J2K

[SintonFan]

PPHSfan:
Ok, Here is my question:

If you are driving down Interstate Ten West of Abilene, late at night. And you are traveling at the speed of light, Will anything happen if you turn on your headlights? :p LMAO!!!
Of course nothing will happen( :D ), unless your worried about particle buildup. You and your headlights now travel the same speed and you are blind. Oops, sorry I've been on I-10 and everyone else drives the same speed too. Since humans don't have that kind of reaction time: MAJOR ACCIDENTS!

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.I do see an advantage for Sinton. Just different from most Sinton posters. :D

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.I believe West Oso has what it takes to win! wink

[SintonFan]

Jacket2000:

PPHSfan:
Ok, Here is my question:

If you are driving down Interstate Ten West of Abilene, late at night. And you are traveling at the speed of light, Will anything happen if you turn on your headlights? :p You'll get a speeding ticket b/c all those little West Texas towns west of Abilene have no other way of getting revenue for their towns.
J2KYep. yep. Jacket it's so true and sad. LOL... http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/sosad.gif

[PPHSfan]

OK, You answered a technical question, now I will give you a MORAL one.

HERE GOES....

Jack is your worst enemy, but late one night while you are out riding your horse you run into a tree and hurt you leg real bad. When you ride back into town, your mortal enemy Jack sees that you are hurt and helps you off your horse.

Now for the moral question, Next week if your enemy should find himself out riding in the dark, and should happen to fall to the same fate as yourself....would you help Jack off his horse? eek!

Remember, this is a MORAL question, and you will be judged on your integrity.

<small>[ November 27, 2002, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: PPHSfan ]</small>

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.What's my thought on PI? Hmmmm...
I know they are quick, teamwise(and have some speedsters). That is what is important, team quickness. Newton excells at it! You don't need to be all that fast to have quickness. They are gonna have a big challenge this week against Bandera. Maybe bigger than AP.

[SintonFan]

PPHSfan:
OK, You answered a technical question, now I will give you a MORAL one.

HERE GOES....

Jack is your worst enemy, but late one night while you are out riding your horse you run into a tree and hurt you leg real bad. When you ride back into town, your mortal enemy Jack sees that you are hurt and helps you off your horse.

Now for the moral question, Next week if your enemy should find himself out riding in the dark, and should happen to fall to the same fate as yourself....would you help Jack off his horse? eek!

Remember, this is a MORAL question, and you will be judged on your integrity.Of course, you would help yourself to Jack's horse the same way he helped himself to yours. Didn't you just swap horses? If your alive?

If noone got in a fight to begin with, then everyone would realize that 'Hey, can't we just get along'? http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/sly.gif

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.I've seen four Sinton games! Gotta love my pirates!!!
GO PIRATES!!!!!
TAKE STAKE!!!!!!!!!

[SintonFan]

SintonFan_inAustin:
966 to 232 Man i need to catch up. Hey it was good talking to u. U don't see a advantage for sinton but i do. Pirates offense will be harder to stop than burnet posters realize. Do u think oso can win. Whats ur thought on PI. i think they have a good chance to win the region. How many sinton games have u seen. I seen all of them beside the taft game. think GP can beat austin reagan. i think they will. thats all the question i can come up with right now. :D have sinton fans just getting here from sinton well talk to u later and the Pirates are'nt done yet.Do I think I GP can beat Austin Reagan? Hell yes! Reagan is extremely fast but GP has shown a discipline known only to Harris's teams. That's part of the reason some GP posters were so high on themselves and their team. That and GP DID return alot of starters from last year. But, overall this is a nice matchup!

<small>[ November 27, 2002, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: SintonFan ]</small>

[PPHSfan]

SintonFan:

PPHSfan:
....would you help Jack off his horse? eek!

Remember, this is a MORAL question, and you will be judged on your integrity.Of course, you would help yourself to Jack's horse the same way he helped himself to yours. Didn't you just swap horses? If your alive?

If noone got in a fight to begin with, then everyone would realize that 'Hey, can't we just get along'? http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/sly.gifErr OK...so is that a YES or a NO. :p

[SintonFan]

PPHSfan, check your pm... lol

[SintonFan]

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[spaniard]

SintonFan:
... http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gif ...mindless posting, aint it great!!!
:D almost there sintonfan!!!

[SintonFan]

http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gif Burnet is #1 in many polls! They are that good. Let the games begin.

[SintonFan]

spaniard:

SintonFan:
... http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gif ...mindless posting, aint it great!!!
:D almost there sintonfan!!!Stay with me spaniard, we'll get you to 300! :D

[PPHSfan]

SF check your Privates :p

[spaniard]

polls are a waste of time. it all comes down to how you play on the field, not what a persons opinion is, or what a stupid computer says. we will see how will win state after the game saturday, yes, i think whoever wins this game will win it all. :D

[slpybear the bullfan]

SintonFan, sorry I have been away for so long. The computer may be back up and running for good in a few days.

While I am sneaking in a few posts, have to help you out on getting to 1000...

Here is a question for you...

A surgeon in an ER is just about to work on an accident vicitim. Just prior to starting, the doctor looks at the victim and says, "I cannot work on this man, for he is my son."

The Doctor is not the man's father.

Explain...

[PPHSfan]

I PM'd you the answer SLPY, I did not want to ruin it for SF.

[slpybear the bullfan]

You got it right PPHSfan...

How about this one...

Turkey or Ham? wink

[PPHSfan]

slpybear the bullfan:
You got it right PPHSfan...

How about this one...

Turkey or Ham? wink Both of course. But on lean years, Just Turkey. :D

[SintonFan]

PPHSfan:

slpybear the bullfan:
You got it right PPHSfan...

How about this one...

Turkey or Ham? wink Both of course. But on lean years, Just Turkey. :D Wha??? LOL...

[SintonFan]

slpybear the bullfan:
SintonFan, sorry I have been away for so long. The computer may be back up and running for good in a few days.

While I am sneaking in a few posts, have to help you out on getting to 1000...

Here is a question for you...

A surgeon in an ER is just about to work on an accident vicitim. Just prior to starting, the doctor looks at the victim and says, "I cannot work on this man, for he is my son."

The Doctor is not the man's father.

Explain...Huh???
(can some help me here?)
Not a catholic question, huh? http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/surprise.gif

[slpybear the bullfan]

LOL, No SintonFan, not a Catholic Question. This one is non-denominational. But... you must send me $20 to support further outreaches of these types of questions... wink

PPHSfan, check your PMs...

slpybear

[SintonFan]

slpybear the bullfan:
LOL, No SintonFan, not a Catholic Question. This one is non-denominational. But... you must send me $20 to support further outreaches of these types of questions... wink

PPHSfan, check your PMs...

slpybearWell can you answer a question? What does ROF mean before LMAO?
:) :) :)

[slpybear the bullfan]

LOL... It equals what I do when I have had too much ShinerBock and I get a little goofy. You just have to watch out when you roll into the fire. (ouch.)

It also equals what I do when you and 66 do some of your bits on here. Dang, sometimes I laugh so hard it hurts.

slpybear

PS - still no guess on the doctor question? :)

[SintonFan]

slpybear the bullfan:
LOL... It equals what I do when I have had too much ShinerBock and I get a little goofy. You just have to watch out when you roll into the fire. (ouch.)

It also equals what I do when you and 66 do some of your bits on here. Dang, sometimes I laugh so hard it hurts.

slpybear

PS - still no guess on the doctor question? :) Hehe, I'm too ROFLMAO to answer that!

[spaniard]

only 7 more to go sintonfan!!

[slpybear the bullfan]

Hmmm... 993. You are getting closer.

slpybear

[SintonFan]

SintonFan:

slpybear the bullfan:
LOL... It equals what I do when I have had too much ShinerBock and I get a little goofy. You just have to watch out when you roll into the fire. (ouch.)

It also equals what I do when you and 66 do some of your bits on here. Dang, sometimes I laugh so hard it hurts.

slpybear

PS - still no guess on the doctor question? :) Hehe, I'm too ROFLMAO to answer that!I've also delivered(or helped deliver) around 3000 gallons of propane today. Dang I'm tired.

[SintonFan]

I don't want to think anymore! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/zombie.gif

[slpybear the bullfan]

SintonFan:
[I've also delivered(or helped deliver) around 3000 gallons of propane today. Dang I'm tired.Man, you would think folks are turnging up the heat.

They are calling for 22~25 up here tonight. Got wood burning in the fireplace.

slpybear

[SintonFan]

Lol.. Got my second wind! when I hit 1000 I'm gonna go NIGHT Night! Sorry yall!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif

[spaniard]

SintonFan:
Lol.. Got my second wind! when I hit 1000 I'm gonna go NIGHT Night! Sorry yall!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/29_zzz.gif4 to go!

[SintonFan]

slpybear the bullfan:

SintonFan:
[I've also delivered(or helped deliver) around 3000 gallons of propane today. Dang I'm tired.Man, you would think folks are turnging up the heat.

They are calling for 22~25 up here tonight. Got wood burning in the fireplace.

slpybearFireplaces are just plain evil!
Go with the clean burning fuel, PROPANE!
http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/7_mad.gif :D :D :D

[slpybear the bullfan]

He He, that's the only reason I am staying up SintonFan. Gotta support your pards on their big momemts.

Four more, then I will hit the rack as well.

slpybear

[slpybear the bullfan]

LOL, as Hank Hill says, "Propane is God's gas..."

[SintonFan]

SintonFan:

slpybear the bullfan:

SintonFan:
[I've also delivered(or helped deliver) around 3000 gallons of propane today. Dang I'm tired.Man, you would think folks are turnging up the heat.

They are calling for 22~25 up here tonight. Got wood burning in the fireplace.

slpybearFireplaces are just plain evil!
Go with the clean burning fuel, PROPANE!
http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/7_mad.gif :D :D :D LOL... I wish I could smell a fireplace now!!!

Nothing like Cedar on the the fireplace! Or Mesquite in the Bobcat stadium! Gonna be a Tailgate party!!! :D :D :D

[PPHSfan]

PPHSfan
OK, You answered a technical question, now I will give you a MORAL one.

HERE GOES....

Jack is your worst enemy, but late one night while you are out riding your horse you run into a tree and hurt you leg real bad. When you ride back into town, your mortal enemy Jack sees that you are hurt and helps you off your horse.

Now for the moral question, Next week if your enemy should find himself out riding in the dark, and should happen to fall to the same fate as yourself....would you help Jack off his horse? eek!

Remember, this is a MORAL question, and you will be judged on your integrity.Did this one just go over yalls heads? Maybe Spaniard could answer it.

[SintonFan]

slpybear the bullfan:
He He, that's the only reason I am staying up SintonFan. Gotta support your pards on their big momemts.

Four more, then I will hit the rack as well.

slpybearSleepy bear, bud, gonna go to sleep. What does "ROFLMAO" mean? please pm me?

[slpybear the bullfan]

Sure thing SintonFan. I thought you were just joshing earlier...

slpybear

[slpybear the bullfan]

Check your PMs SintonFan. I also sent the answer to my riddle.

Night all,

slpybear

[spaniard]

PPHSfan:

PPHSfan
OK, You answered a technical question, now I will give you a MORAL one.

HERE GOES....

Jack is your worst enemy, but late one night while you are out riding your horse you run into a tree and hurt you leg real bad. When you ride back into town, your mortal enemy Jack sees that you are hurt and helps you off your horse.

Now for the moral question, Next week if your enemy should find himself out riding in the dark, and should happen to fall to the same fate as yourself....would you help Jack off his horse? eek!

Remember, this is a MORAL question, and you will be judged on your integrity.Did this one just go over yalls heads? Maybe Spaniard could answer it.spaniard knows the answer, but will not say it, nasty nasty pphsfan.

[SintonFan]

Thanks guys! I now hit 1000 post! I hope the next 1000 is gonna be just as fun! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/30_angel.gif . Honest!!!
Thanks to my friends! 1000 post tonight! :) :) :)
Go Pirates!!!
Take State!!!!!!

BTW...
Show those Bulldogs who's a champion!!!

<small>[ November 28, 2002, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: SintonFan ]</small>

[slpybear the bullfan]

ROFLMFAO!!! BawwwHa HA HA HA hA hA HA AHA !!!!

Dang you PPHSfan, I didn't get it until Spainard kind of spelled it out for me!

That is pretty funny my friend.

Now, my ramblings seem really goofy!!!

slpybear

[PPHSfan]

Congratulations SF....now I am off to bed. :p :p :p :p :p

[slpybear the bullfan]

Yeah!!! 1000 posts. Now, sleepy time for sleepy bear.

Nite all, (for real this time).

[spaniard]

congrats, maybe see ya saturday, gnight and God Bless!! pphsfan, im still shaking my head. :rolleyes:

[SintonFan]

Good night yall! And to all of us here, MAY EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! :D :D :D :) :) :)

<small>[ November 28, 2002, 01:00 AM: Message edited by: SintonFan ]</small>

[Bulldog_fan_9]

posted November 27, 2002 11:23 PM
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orioginal Post:

Here is a question for you...

A surgeon in an ER is just about to work on an accident vicitim. Just prior to starting, the doctor looks at the victim and says, "I cannot work on this man, for he is my son."

The Doctor is not the man's father.

Explain...

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It's Easy. The Surgeon is the patients mother.

Go Dogs. All the way to State!