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CHS_CG
09-01-2006, 10:07 AM
> This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of South Carolina, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunder storm.. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.
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> Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing
ghostlike in the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door, only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel.
>
> The car slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to
think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and in the marsh and he would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared thru the driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.
Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran to town.
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> Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two
shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.
A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth and not just some drunk.
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> About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to
the other. "Look Bubba, ders dat dere idiot that rode in our car when we was pushin it in the rain."

CHS_CG
09-01-2006, 10:09 AM
>> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
>> tapped him on the shoulder.
>> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,
>> drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate
>> glass window.
>>
>> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
>> still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights
>> out of me."
>>
>> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
>> didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so
>> much.
>>
>> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
>> Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for
>> the last 25 years."
>>