Sacramento grocery

[pirate44]

> Sacramento has a fancy new supermarket that has an automatic water
> mister to keep the produce fresh.
> Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and
> enjoy the smell of fresh rain.
> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the

> scent of fresh hay.
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the

> air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
> The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate44
>
> The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
did you hear the one about the guy that ate corn near the toilet paper isle? nevermind :nerd: I better leave that alone :D :D

[garageoffice]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
did you hear the one about the guy that ate corn near the toilet paper isle? nevermind :nerd: I better leave that alone :D :D

Sick, 44, just plain sick!!! :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
did you hear the one about the guy that ate corn near the toilet paper isle? nevermind :nerd: I better leave that alone :D :D ROFL! :clap: oh and ewwwwwwww :eek: :D