BTEXDAD
08-30-2006, 09:41 AM
Higher education is a wonderful thing. Sadly, most colleges don't offer the kind of real-world courses we'd like to see. Here then are college courses we'd like to see, broken down by gender, just for the heck of it.
COURSES FOR MEN
Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore
Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels
Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper
Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
Bathroom Accuracy 101
Strange But True: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
Directions: It's Still Okay to Ask for Them
Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
PMS: Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut
Understanding the Female Response to Coming in Drunk at 4:00 A.M.
Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
How to Stay Awake After Sex
Garbage: Getting It to the Curb
Helpful Posture Hints for the Couch Potato
How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
COURSES FOR WOMEN
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
Communication Skills I: Tears, the Last Resort, Not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
TV Remotes: For Men Only
Emotions: Men Have Them, Too
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Ballet: For Women Only
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges
COURSES FOR MEN
Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore
Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels
Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper
Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
Bathroom Accuracy 101
Strange But True: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
Directions: It's Still Okay to Ask for Them
Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
PMS: Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut
Understanding the Female Response to Coming in Drunk at 4:00 A.M.
Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
How to Stay Awake After Sex
Garbage: Getting It to the Curb
Helpful Posture Hints for the Couch Potato
How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
COURSES FOR WOMEN
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet, Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
Communication Skills I: Tears, the Last Resort, Not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
TV Remotes: For Men Only
Emotions: Men Have Them, Too
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Ballet: For Women Only
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges