BTEXDAD
08-29-2006, 03:51 PM
HERE'S A FEW PICKUP LINES. HOPEFULLY THEY'LL HELP THE SINGLE GUYS. I HAD TO DELETE A FEW.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Fat penguin. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Was your father a mechanic? No? Then, how'd you get such a finely tuned body?
Excuse me, but do fries come with that shake?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Fat penguin. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Was your father a mechanic? No? Then, how'd you get such a finely tuned body?
Excuse me, but do fries come with that shake?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?