CHS_CG
08-28-2006, 09:33 AM
> Boudreaux was walking home late at night and
>sees a woman in the shadows.
>
>Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
>
> He'd never been with a hooker before, but he
>decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
>They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
>them . . it's a police officer.
>
>"What's going on here, people?" asks the
>officer.
>
>"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.
>
>Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
>
>Well," Boudreaux says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in
> her face".
>sees a woman in the shadows.
>
>Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
>
> He'd never been with a hooker before, but he
>decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
>They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
>them . . it's a police officer.
>
>"What's going on here, people?" asks the
>officer.
>
>"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.
>
>Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
>
>Well," Boudreaux says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in
> her face".