Monday Morning Joke

[CHS_CG]

> Boudreaux was walking home late at night and
>sees a woman in the shadows.
>
>Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
>
> He'd never been with a hooker before, but he
>decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
>They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
>them . . it's a police officer.
>
>"What's going on here, people?" asks the
>officer.
>
>"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.
>
>Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
>
>Well," Boudreaux says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in
> her face".

[Bulldog_12]

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[Ranger Mom]

LOL!!

***I just got this in via email....Im gonna post it, but if it's offensive to anyone, I will remove it. If I "Edit" it, it just takes away from it, IMO!!!***

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

25% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

[BMOC]

:clap:
Good way to wake up.

[Adidas410s]

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to both posts!