ideas on how to.....

[DU_stud04]

make my roomaite move out? someone help me get my room to myself again:D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

say "im sure glad you decided to stay here, since my last roomate died mysteriously its been quiet"

[kepdawg]

Invite Gsquared over?

[DU_stud04]

funniest responce will get a free slurpy from me if i ever meet you....and a candy bar of your choice!

[Bandera YaYa]

SO, what's wrong with your roomie?? :confused:

[piratebg]

Pee, fart, or poop on him while he sleeps. You can also walk around the room naked and rub your butt over all of his stuff. :thumbsup:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by piratebg
Pee, fart, or poop on him while he sleeps. You can also walk around the room naked and rub your butt over all of his stuff. :thumbsup:

what if hes gay w/lots of fetishes, that might make it worse.....

[piratebg]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
what if hes gay w/lots of fetishes, that might make it worse.....


not if it stinks :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
what if hes gay w/lots of fetishes, that might make it worse.....

that was my fear aswell......

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
SO, what's wrong with your roomie?? :confused:

he sleeps before 10,....its too quite

also, i cuaght him studying already(classes havent started)


the agony:evil:

[Bandera YaYa]

Oh my goodness.....that sucks! So you are in a dorm I am guessing??? Talk to your RA about switching!!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Oh my goodness.....that sucks! So you are in a dorm I am guessing??? Talk to your RA about switching!!


yes, im in the dorm(very very cheap)

and i was spoiled for the past year and a half and didnt have one(roomaite)

its a hard adjustment i dont want to make. im trying to talk him in thats its not too late to go to tech

[Bandera YaYa]

Well, that's ridiculous for him to go to bed at 10.....maybe if you are really noisy when he's trying to sleep, HE"LL want to switch!!!! :thinking:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Well, that's ridiculous for him to go to bed at 10.....maybe if you are really noisy when he's trying to sleep, HE"LL want to switch!!!! :thinking:


that or he'll go postal.....:helpme:

[sinton66]

suggestions in the chat room count too, right? :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by sinton66
suggestions in the chat room count too, right? :D
yup :D

[TheDOCTORdre]

ask him what he thinks about beastiality i bet that will scare him out of being ur roommate. haha, of course to get the full affect u need to walk in with a goat

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
ask him what he thinks about beastiality i bet that will scare him out of being ur roommate. haha, of course to get the full affect u need to walk in with a goat
What if he's from Arkansas??:eek:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Phantom Stang
What if he's from Arkansas??:eek:
hes from nigeria

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hes from nigeria
im not even gonna go there

just stick with the beastiality

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
im not even gonna go there

just stick with the beastiality

hahaha, thanks dre.....



one thing, he has to be a deep sleeper, cause ive been extra loud and he hasnt moved a bit(wondered if he died)

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hes from nigeria
Then there's a good chance he's superstitious.:thinking:

[PPHSfan]

Get a can of beans. Label them "jumping beans". Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them "Dancing beans". Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can, and Label it "Kill your roommate beans". Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

[wildstangs]

sleep with his girlfriend.

[carter08]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
make my roomaite move out? someone help me get my room to myself again:D

Shoot him:D :D :D

[DU_stud04]

hahahaha, he jsut face planted.......is it wrong if i busted out laughing at him?

i wish i had a camera for that one:clap: :clap: :clap:

[AggieJohn]

see if they have any other empty rooms in the dorm your at....

[Pmoney]

these ideas are hilarious

[PPHSfan]

where is my friggin slurpee?

[DU_stud04]

i think ill giove some people till the end of the dya to come up with more ideas

then make a poll, winner get the slurpy and candy bar

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
where is my friggin slurpee?

ill trade you a slurpy for a job:D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

ok heres what you do, you wait until he leaves the room

then upload some crazy videos off the internet concerning girls and goats..if you get what im saying....leave one up and playing on a loop, then leave the room...then come back later w/a girl and a goat and a camera...trust me he'll wanna leave...

[kaorder1999]

Dress like a military officer. Insist that your roommate salute you upon sight. If he refuses, insist that he do 100 push-ups. Keep saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more."

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
ok heres what you do, you wait until he leaves the room

then upload some crazy videos off the internet concerning girls and goats..if you get what im saying....leave one up and playing on a loop, then leave the room...then come back later w/a girl and a goat and a camera...trust me he'll wanna leave...

you really think du can get a girl and a goat in the same room?:rolleyes:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
you really think du can get a girl and a goat in the same room?:rolleyes:


its texas anything is possible......



fine how bout this one


buy lots of really terrible music and play it 24/7 and tell him that it keeps you from having your "uncontrollable urges to kill"

[Astrosdawg07]

Just straight up tell him the deal. Course I'm a blunt person. Or make his life an ever living hell when he's around. If he has any pet peas do those. Just piss him off in general.

[kaorder1999]

buy a bunch of Playgirl magazines and leave them scattered around the dorm room

[SnyTigBaseB07]

but that raises the question...what if...

what if he doesnt mind rooming with a flaming homo (no offense to anyone gay, just saying) or ..he might be gay himself..soo.......go for it! i need something to entertain me, and a story about a roomie coming out to you would make my day

[PPHSfan]

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

[Pmoney]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
but that raises the question...what if...

what if he doesnt mind rooming with a flaming homo (no offense to anyone gay, just saying) or ..he might be gay himself..soo.......go for it! i need something to entertain me, and a story about a roomie coming out to you would make my day
that would be a funny story:D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by Pmoney
that would be a funny story:D


i'd pee myself



anyways new suggestion....how bout you bring in lots of mice and let em go, say you mice, get a new room! and see if you can get one w/out a roomate!!!

[TheDOCTORdre]

walk around the room naked, i would quit being your roommate quick if i saw that

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
ok heres what you do, you wait until he leaves the room

then upload some crazy videos off the internet concerning girls and goats..if you get what im saying....leave one up and playing on a loop, then leave the room...then come back later w/a girl and a goat and a camera...trust me he'll wanna leave...

I'm confused SnyTig....you trying to tell DU how to get rid of his roomate or attract G2 for one? :D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I'm confused SnyTig....you trying to tell DU how to get rid of his roomate or attract G2 for one? :D



lol i'll laugh, but didnt say anything just for future reference....:D

[MHSvarsity2007]

so im glad chris has like 10 ideas on how to get rid of a roomate. its actually quite weird might i say.



:thinking:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
so im glad chris has like 10 ideas on how to get rid of a roomate. its actually quite weird might i say.



:thinking:


i enjoy taking time out of my day to think of ways to terrorize someone i dont know just for the purpose of allowing someone to get their own room....

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
i enjoy taking time out of my day to think of ways to terrorize someone i dont know just for the purpose of allowing someone to get their own room....

obviously.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Astrosdawg07
Just straight up tell him the deal. Course I'm a blunt person. Or make his life an ever living hell when he's around. If he has any pet peas do those. Just piss him off in general. I like this...tell him straight up. I'm curious though, what are pet peas???? :D ;) :p Can you buy that at Petco??? :thinking:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I like this...tell him straight up. I'm curious though, what are pet peas???? :D ;) :p Can you buy that at Petco??? :thinking:

lol i saw that too, i didnt want to point it out though...thanks for doing it for us!:D :clap:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
lol i saw that too, i didnt want to point it out though...thanks for doing it for us!:D :clap: he is a straight up guy, he'll appreciate someone pointing that out!!!! :D

[DU_stud04]

thought darth vader was in my room for a bit...... realized it was my roomaite snooring

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thought darth vader was in my room for a bit...... realized it was my roomaite snooring

play the march of the evil empire really loud... when he wakes up... say you thought you were having company

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
play the march of the evil empire really loud... when he wakes up... say you thought you were having company

:clap: :clap: :clap:

i am trying it right now :D

[DU_stud04]

he didnt seem too fond of your idea aaron. i turned it up all the way, and he jumped up and looked at me....told him i though darthwas here and felt it was reasonable....he fell back to sleep in an instant....

:evil: :thumbsup: :dispntd: :clap: :D

[District303aPastPlayer]

hahahahaha

[DU_stud04]

so far pphsfan is in the lead.....ill give 1 more day to this.......come on now, free slurpy and candybar!!!!!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
you really think du can get a girl and a goat in the same room?:rolleyes:

your right.....where can i find a goat around arlington????:D

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
so far pphsfan is in the lead.....ill give 1 more day to this.......come on now, free slurpy and candybar!!!!!

i've never even had a slurpy...so im not sure if i should try.... :thinking:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
i've never even had a slurpy...so im not sure if i should try.... :thinking:

slurpees are the best :D

[Tiger Baseball]

Tell him your John Mark Karr's cousin and he is coming to visit. :D

[TheDOCTORdre]

Just go to the RA accuse your roommate of sexual harassment/rape and they will have no choice but to get him out of your room

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
Just go to the RA accuse your roommate of sexual harassment/rape and they will have no choice but to get him out of your room

that is harsh but could work