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cdlvj
08-24-2006, 11:20 AM
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your AssOut All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two OnYou

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'dWin

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out OfPrison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I'veSure Woke Up With A Few

pirate44
08-24-2006, 11:42 AM
ROFL:clap:

before i opened this, i was expecting to see "He stopped loving her today"

CenTexSports
08-24-2006, 11:46 AM
How about


'Ive got tears in my ears from laying on my back crying over you"

STANG RED
08-24-2006, 11:52 AM
LMAO!
No wonder I like country music so much. Those titles are awesome. :clap:

garageoffice
08-24-2006, 12:03 PM
I still like "Thank God and Greyhound, she's gone!"

garageoffice
08-24-2006, 12:03 PM
...and "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

EricDraven
08-24-2006, 12:04 PM
Nice.

Maroon87
08-24-2006, 12:34 PM
What about "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft"?:thinking:

EricDraven
08-24-2006, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Maroon87
What about "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft"?:thinking:


Innuendo?

PPHSfan
08-24-2006, 08:38 PM
"I can't get over her, while she's under him"

"She broke my heart, so I broke her brothers jaw"

"I couldn't get right, so I got Left"

Phantom Stang
08-24-2006, 09:03 PM
"I'm my own grandpa"

luvhoops34
08-24-2006, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by garageoffice
I still like "Thank God and Greyhound, she's gone!"

Didn't Roy Clark sing that one?

Phantom Stang
08-24-2006, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
Didn't Roy Clark sing that one?
yep

I Bleed Red08
08-24-2006, 09:08 PM
Tequila makes her clothes fall off

pirate44
08-24-2006, 09:19 PM
"Size Matters"

luvhoops34
08-24-2006, 09:25 PM
Since this is a football board.....

"Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life"

luvhoops34
08-24-2006, 09:32 PM
and from Kinky Friedman, candidate for Governor of Texas.....

"I"m Proud to be an Asshole from El Paso" ????? go figure

pirate44
08-24-2006, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
and from Kinky Friedman, candidate for Governor of Texas.....

"I"m Proud to be an Asshole from El Paso" ????? go figure
ROFL..gotta love those jewboys