GetRDoneStangs
08-22-2006, 05:25 PM
This my be old, but I havn't heard it in a while...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
them up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress!
Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested.She tells him that
since her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Ken showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue thagreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found otand after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500."
Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
:D :D :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
them up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress!
Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested.She tells him that
since her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Ken showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m.
sharp and after paying Sue thagreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found otand after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500."
Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
:D :D :evilgrin: :evilgrin: