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pirate44
08-22-2006, 01:31 PM
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.< /FONT>

Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't chang! ed much< BR>over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn 't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
CHS_CG
08-22-2006, 01:32 PM
what the crap dude..
pirate4state
08-22-2006, 01:34 PM
that's funny stuff!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
pirate44
08-22-2006, 01:35 PM
;)
CHS_CG
08-22-2006, 01:36 PM
oh Lord!
pirate44
08-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
oh Lord!
im flattered, but i promise, im not He


:kiss:
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 01:37 PM
Was that what they call a de ja vu?? (http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48976)
pirate44
08-22-2006, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Was that what they call a de ja vu?? (http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48976)
im hacking on T, and anyone else who believes they have to comment on whether something has been posted before ;)
pirate4state
08-22-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
im hacking on T, and anyone else who believes they have to comment on whether something has been posted before ;) I'll comment on whatever the heck I want to comment on!! :tongue: :tongue:
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 01:42 PM
As the season gets here...these kinds of posts will prolly be deleted...

You better live it up while you can!!:D :D
DaHop72
08-22-2006, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
I'll comment on whatever the heck I want to comment on!! :tongue: :tongue: "It's okay now, I'm here":D
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
"It's okay now, I'm here":D

I think he needs to be your avatar!!:D
pirate4state
08-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
As the season gets here...these kinds of posts will prolly be deleted...

You better live it up while you can!!:D :D what about threads? :devil:
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
what about threads? :devil:

That's actually what I meant to say!!:p
spiveyrat
08-22-2006, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
As the season gets here...these kinds of posts will prolly be deleted...

You better live it up while you can!!:D :D

Why?
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
Why?

So the board isn't so cluttered up with non-football posts (especially one of those like this one which is just a joke about another thread that was made)!

Not all non football posts....just the redundant ones!;)
spiveyrat
08-22-2006, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
So the board isn't so cluttered up with non-football posts (especially one of those like this one which is just a joke about another thread that was made)!

Not all non football posts....just the redundant ones!;)

Has that been done before?
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
Has that been done before?

No....but is sure has been complained about enough!

If they don't get too out of hand, I don't see a problem.
pirate44
08-22-2006, 02:09 PM
delete away. its pointless to point out whether something has been posted or not. thats my point.
spiveyrat
08-22-2006, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No....but is sure has been complained about enough!

If they don't get too out of hand, I don't see a problem.
Ain't that the truth. I've never seen the problem, though. I seem to be able to decipher which ones are about football and which ones are not. I guess some can't do that.
;)
Ranger Mom
08-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
Ain't that the truth. I've never seen the problem, though. I seem to be able to decipher which ones are about football and which ones are not. I guess some can't do that.
;)

It's not that....it's all the others complaining that all the non football posts are pushing the football posts back to other pages.

We are damned if we do and damned if we don't....someone's alway gonna piss and moan I guess!!
pirate4state
08-22-2006, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
delete away. its pointless to point out whether something has been posted or not. thats my point. :doh: :doh: :doh: