joke

[pirate44]

The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused about paying an invoice,

so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
University of Texas

and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much

would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then

replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Longhorn women.

[garageoffice]

Was she one of the ones from that Longhorn media guide? Recruiting hosts, I think they were called?