IHS Fan
08-17-2006, 09:53 PM
The Loving Husband...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
Spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three day
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
Spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three day
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."