I Believe...........

[PPHSfan]

Ok, here is how the thread works.


You have to start your response with .........

and then type in someting you believe that is not an ordinary everyday subject.

I will go first.






........................that 911 operators should be college graduates with a degree in speech, and make at least 40 grand a year.

[Sweetwater Red]

I believe Sweetwater will be good this year.

[Sweetwater Red]

I believe in God.

[Sweetwater Red]

I believe you need 12 more posts.

[PPHSfan]

were my instructions that hard to understand?

[Sweetwater Red]

I believe I'm power posting.

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
were my instructions that hard to understand?

I believe they were.

[pirate4state]

.................................Sweetwater Red just proved a very good point. Men can not follow instructions! :D :D :D

[Bullaholic]

..................Neptunium has a half-life of 23 hours.

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by pirate4state
.................................Sweetwater Red just proved a very good point. Men can not follow instructions! :D :D :D

Instructions are confusing and yes I'm one of those guys that
have a bag full of parts left over after assembling some thing. :D

[PPHSfan]

.........Sweetwater Red still doesn't get it.

[PPHSfan]

..........this could have been a cool thread.

[crzyjournalist03]

I believe that there is life on other planets, but not intelligent life. I believe that there are space creatures with the intellectual capacity of cats or dogs, but not humans.

[PPHSfan]

............crzyjournalist03 doesn't read directions either.:D

[Sweetwater Red]

.....that the federal income tax rates punish you for being single.


Is that better?

[crzyjournalist03]

ok...maybe this one?

I believe that it is discrimination that men have to pay higher rates for car insurance that women.

[PPHSfan]

...........that crzyjournalist03 still doesn't get it. lol

[Adidas410s]

I believe that the more I tell myself that the more PPHS tells crzyjournalist to follow the rules...the less likely it is that this will actually happen! ;)

[Bullaholic]

This reminds me of the party game where someone will tap their knuckles on a table in a certain simple sequence after audibly clearing their throat before the sequence. I've seen some folks get so mad when they repeat the sequence perfectly a hundred times and swear they did it perfectly, but never catch on about the clearing of the throat before they do the sequence.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

.....that most people don't realize that pieces of coral, painted brown and attached to the head by common wood screws, can make a child look like a reindeer.

[crzyjournalist03]

........that it is discrimination that men have to pay higher rates for car insurance that women.

Is that better????:nerd:

[PPHSfan]

.....that this thread may survive yet.

[Sweetwater Red]

....that I really screwed up at the beginning of this thread but am
on the right course now. :D

[crzyjournalist03]

....that the quote in my signature proves true yet again. :doh:

[pirate4state]

.......................that the quote in my signature applies in this thread and almost every other thread!! :evillaugh :D

[Phantom Stang]

........for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.:p

[crzyjournalist03]

....that cranberry juice or high-fiber breakfasts are key to regular bowel movements.

[44INAROW]

.....................if crzyjournalist03 has handled as many auto claims as I have, he'd understand why the rate is higher for single males than single females (ages 22-25) anyway :)

disclaimer: I am the mother of 3 sons and have paid my share of insurance, so believe me, I feel your pain :) :(

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
.....................if crzyjournalist03 has handled as many auto claims as I have, he'd understand why the rate is higher for single males than single females (ages 22-25) anyway :)

disclaimer: I am the mother of 3 sons and have paid my share of insurance, so believe me, I feel your pain :) :(



.....so I've heard....but they don't charge more for single males ages 22-25 to eat at a buffet, and I'm sure we've all seen plenty of those! Plus, I'm a 20 year-old male with a perfect history, and I still pay more than my sister who is younger and has already totaled a car.

[44INAROW]

............. Crazy's insurance will decrease "some" when he turns 21 (if it doesn't, give me a call and I'll see what I can do for you)

[garageoffice]

......that some downlowers, although a bit slow at times, can eventually learn to follow the rules....:D

[DaHop72]

.......that it's raining like crazy at my house.:D

[pirate4state]

..................that our host has left to work on his 5000th post :nerd:

[sww-bull52]

.....that almost every thread I've ever read gets jacked by some other subject or another.:)

[DaHop72]

..............that P4S added that extra 0 before I got my quote written.:devil: :devil:

[PPHSfan]

..........that every bank robbery movie was written by a guy who was too scared to rob the bank.

[sww-bull52]

........if the season doesn't start soon I'm gonna self destruct.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

....that when you come to a fork in the road, you should always take the road on the right. Why? Because, if you're telling the story later, and someone asks how you knew that was the one you were supposed to take, you could simply say, "Well, it was easy, it was the right one...man, wise up."

[KindaCool]

.............that hillbillies should be allowed to roam the borders with loaded shotguns and cold beer

[neck_06]

................that if you petal a bike fast enough, you will eventually take off and fly......like on E.T.

[Fal44]

.........Falfurrias will make the playoffs this year

[BTEXDAD]

I believe in putting women on a pedestal.......
High enough so you can look up their dress.


thank you, Steve Martin

[garageoffice]

...if we really could all just get along...

...then we wouldn't have as much fun!!

:D

[GreenMonster]

.........that the Coast Guard has no sense of humor and PPHSFan found out first hand last night.

[PPHSfan]

......that Green Monster is a genius.

[AggieJohn]

.......that teachers/police officer/firefighters should be paid more than Car salesman, politicians, and PPHSfan

[Sweetwater Red]

....that I have been on a boat boarded by the Coast Guard....and
no they don't. :(

[Phantom Stang]

.......that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
.......that teachers/police officer/firefighters should be paid more than Car salesman, politicians, and PPHSfan


.......I am shocked.:eek:

[PPHSfan]

.........that if don't like someone you can pay a lot of money to have them killed, or you can just loan them 20 bucks, and you will never see them again.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

.....that the little white speck on top of chicken crap isn't really chicken crap, but a little dab of Kool-Whip that God destined to be there so that way, if accidentally ingested, a person can actually have a little bit of sweet to make them feel a better about their mishap, because hey, Kool-Whip makes every situation better, no matter what it is.

[crzyjournalist03]

....that it is a good idea to always carry two sacks around, one in each hand. That way if you're walking down the street and somebody asks you for help, you just reply, "Sorry, I've got these two sacks!"

[AggieJohn]

...........i'll have a scotch.