AP Panther Fan
08-16-2006, 11:41 AM
LOL....I like the last one....
Wife vs.Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about
to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed
a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.:D
Wife vs.Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about
to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed
a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.:D