Adidas410s
08-15-2006, 10:39 AM
Last night I was playing tennis...and my mixed doubles partner and I kept quoting lines from Talladega Nights. So I'm going to post a few of my favorites...and you can vote on which one is your favorite. If I didn't include it in the list, then feel free to choose "other" and write it in.
Your choices for favorite Talladega Nights quote are:
1. "If we wanted wussy kids, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn and 'Medicine Woman."
2. "You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth."
3. "If you don't like Big Red, then f*** you!"
4. “It states in my contract that I must mention Powerade every time I say grace, so I think Powerade is so good, it cools you off, and we look forward to them coming out with Purple Mystic Mountain Blueberry, Amen”
5. ""Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley."
6. (Dad) "Now Ricky, you've got to control your heart rate." (Ricky) "I can't control my heart rate. I've got a cougar on me!"
7. "Is this going to lead anywhere? Cause I'm harder than an ice storm!"
8. "When I wake up I piss excellence."
9. "“I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. And he’s coming at me, and I’m gunna sock him cause he’s a dirty homeless bum and then I think wait a minute… there’s something special about this guy.”
Your choices for favorite Talladega Nights quote are:
1. "If we wanted wussy kids, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn and 'Medicine Woman."
2. "You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth."
3. "If you don't like Big Red, then f*** you!"
4. “It states in my contract that I must mention Powerade every time I say grace, so I think Powerade is so good, it cools you off, and we look forward to them coming out with Purple Mystic Mountain Blueberry, Amen”
5. ""Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley."
6. (Dad) "Now Ricky, you've got to control your heart rate." (Ricky) "I can't control my heart rate. I've got a cougar on me!"
7. "Is this going to lead anywhere? Cause I'm harder than an ice storm!"
8. "When I wake up I piss excellence."
9. "“I like to think of Jesus like a dirty old bum. And he’s coming at me, and I’m gunna sock him cause he’s a dirty homeless bum and then I think wait a minute… there’s something special about this guy.”