IHS Fan
08-13-2006, 12:56 AM
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came
upon an
>Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
> the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less
> serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid
was
> given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
> happened.
>
> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
> highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each
> other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
> "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and
> he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,
left
> wing liberal drunk.
>
> So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
> spirited lesbian!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Mrs.
> Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands,
> when a truck hit us"
upon an
>Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
> the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less
> serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid
was
> given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
> happened.
>
> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
> highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each
> other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
> "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and
> he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,
left
> wing liberal drunk.
>
> So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
> spirited lesbian!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Mrs.
> Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands,
> when a truck hit us"