IHS Fan
08-11-2006, 04:53 PM
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
>>> but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
>>> the woods. A
>>> sapling begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,"Is
>>> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
>>> tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
>>> Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
>>> beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
>>> sapling. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
>>> birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker
>>> in."
>>> but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
>>> the woods. A
>>> sapling begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,"Is
>>> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
>>> tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
>>> Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
>>> beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
>>> sapling. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
>>> birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker
>>> in."