CHS_CG
08-10-2006, 03:01 PM
There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very
proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to
get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons
though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said ...
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
tewday"
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very
proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to
get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons
though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said ...
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
tewday"