a funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lostaussie]

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all
of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your
mother, cause I still have mine"

[lostaussie]

"Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by lostaussie
"Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

:p :p :p :p

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by lostaussie
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all
of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your
mother, cause I still have mine"

I'd tell my wife this one, aussie, but she can catch me now.......

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by lostaussie
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all
of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your
mother, cause I still have mine"

:clap: :clap: :clap: thats quite hilarious.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

i laughed at both of them...i really liked the divorce court joke.

[I Bleed Red08]

A teacher was trying to prove that Jesus doesnt exist to a little boy. The teacher said.
Teacher: Billy do you see the chalkboard?
Billy: Yes Mam
Teacher: Good. Now can you look outside and see the tree in the schoolyard?
Billy: Yes Mam I can
Teacher: Ok Billy go outside and look up you can see the sky but you cant see god so how does he exist if you cant see him.
Billy quietly sat down in his chair.

Girl: Excuse me teacher
Teacher: Yes Elizabeth,
Girl: can i show Billy something?
Teacher: go ahead
Girl: Ok Billy you can see the chalkboard, the tree, and the sky right?
Billy: Yes i can.
Girl: ok Billy can you see the teacher's brain?
Billy: no i can't
Girl: well what we just learned from the teacher was if you can't see it it doesnt exist. So obviously the Teacher doesnt have a brain.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by I Bleed Red08
A teacher was trying to prove that Jesus doesnt exist to a little boy. The teacher said.
Teacher: Billy do you see the chalkboard?
Billy: Yes Mam
Teacher: Good. Now can you look outside and see the tree in the schoolyard?
Billy: Yes Mam I can
Teacher: Ok Billy go outside and look up you can see the sky but you cant see god so how does he exist if you cant see him.
Billy quietly sat down in his chair.

Girl: Excuse me teacher
Teacher: Yes Elizabeth,
Girl: can i show Billy something?
Teacher: go ahead
Girl: Ok Billy you can see the chalkboard, the tree, and the sky right?
Billy: Yes i can.
Girl: ok Billy can you see the teacher's brain?
Billy: no i can't
Girl: well what we just learned from the teacher was if you can't see it it doesnt exist. So obviously the Teacher doesnt have a brain.


thats great!:clap:

[MHSvarsity2007]

hahahah!

[mistanice]

An old man was sitting on his rocking chair when little Billy walked by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Whaere are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some chickens!" The old man told him you can't catch chickens with chicken wire, but a little while later Billy returned with some chickens.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some duct tape. The old man asked, "Where are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some ducks!" The old man told him you can't catch ducks with duct tape, but a little while later Billy returned with some ducks.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some pussy willow.

"Hold on, son, I'm coming with you!"

[Phantom Stang]

Funny stuff!!:D
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[wedo]

Originally posted by mistanice
An old man was sitting on his rocking chair when little Billy walked by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Whaere are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some chickens!" The old man told him you can't catch chickens with chicken wire, but a little while later Billy returned with some chickens.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some duct tape. The old man asked, "Where are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some ducks!" The old man told him you can't catch ducks with duct tape, but a little while later Billy returned with some ducks.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some pussy willow.

"Hold on, son, I'm coming with you!"


Thats pretty funny!!!!!!!!:clap: