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lostaussie
07-25-2006, 05:44 PM
he said dad are you having a good day.................thats pretty much a sign that i'm not fixing to be:doh:.....................dad i just ACCIDENTLY shot the glass out of the back door with my BB gun. kids...........can't live with them.............can't live without them.:D
Gobbla2001
07-25-2006, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
he said dad are you having a good day.................thats pretty much a sign that i'm not fixing to be:doh:.....................dad i just ACCIDENTLY shot the glass out of the back door with my BB gun. kids...........can't live with them.............can't live without them.:D

That sucks... atleast he didn't tell you he was leaving the houseload... ;)
etbu
07-25-2006, 05:45 PM
Wait until they hit college. :D
Gobbla2001
07-25-2006, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by etbu
Wait until they hit college. :D

"Dad are you having a good day? I just accidently got thrown in jail for indecent exposure..."
lostaussie
07-25-2006, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
"Dad are you having a good day? I just accidently got thrown in jail for indecent exposure..." thats scary:D
luvhoops34
07-25-2006, 05:50 PM
I always knew something was wrong when my daughter would call me and start chit chatting instead of asking for whatever it was she wanted. She was sooo transparent.
Maroon87
07-25-2006, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
"Dad are you having a good day? I just accidently got thrown in jail for indecent exposure..."

Or public intoxication...;)
STANG RED
07-25-2006, 05:52 PM
Reminds me of the time I hit a baseball through the car window, not 30 seconds after my mother told me to quit hitting the ball in the front yard, before I broke out a window. I think I still have welps from that a$$ whoppin.
Gobbla2001
07-25-2006, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
he said dad are you having a good day.................thats pretty much a sign that i'm not fixing to be:doh:.....................dad i just ACCIDENTLY shot the glass out of the back door with my BB gun. kids...........can't live with them.............can't live without them.:D

Ha, I just remembered...

When I was about 14, I sat one of my old GI Joe's up on a stool in our kitchen and decided I'd blow it into a million pieces with my Benjamin pellet/bb gun... I even sat our video camera on the side to view it...

I figured that once the pellet hit the gi joe, it would continue about straight and go near the back door... so I covered everything up over there... I also pu one of those weak body boards up against the door...

I fired, blew the GI-Joe's arm off (from the living room ;)) and went to look... I thought I was so cool... then took all of the protection down...

about an hour later I could see a hint of light coming in through the back door... my Benjamin had blown a hole through the board and the door, clean through (I pumped it 15 times, Benjamins are the sh** at about 3 times)...

I was 14, we sold the house when I was 18... my parents just found out last year about the door (I told 'em when I was 22)... I fixed it up REALLLL good...
LH Panther Mom
07-25-2006, 06:33 PM
At least he didn't put his eye out. :D ;)
GreenMonster
07-25-2006, 06:47 PM
GI Joe's and M-60's (the old school M-60's not those lame one's sold at fireworks stands of today) that's the way me and my childhood posse rolled. Poor ol' Joe never stood a chance. Anyone ever tried tying a chaser to a cat's tail??? Too funny!
STANG RED
07-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
Anyone ever tried tying a chaser to a cat's tail??? Too funny!

Did that one time. One of the funniest things I'd ever seen at the moment. But when we starting having to chase it through the pasture to stomp out all the little fires it was setting along the way, it got real serious, real fast. I sure was glad when it finally popped.
Ranger Mom
07-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
That sucks... atleast he didn't tell you he was leaving the houseload... ;)

LOL!!!:clap:
sww-bull52
07-25-2006, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by STANG RED
Did that one time. One of the funniest things I'd ever seen at the moment. But when we starting having to chase it through the pasture to stomp out all the little fires it was setting along the way, it got real serious, real fast. I sure was glad when it finally popped.


LOL!!! You crack me up Red!!!
pirate44
07-25-2006, 07:16 PM
the fact he fessed up is a good thing. if it were me and my brothers we would have attempted to fix it, and probably gotten hurt.
DU_stud04
07-25-2006, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
"Dad are you having a good day? I just accidently got thrown in jail for indecent exposure..."

my parents are the last people i would call if i ever got put in jail, they would laugh at me and probly tell me to have fun. i love them:D
DU_stud04
07-25-2006, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by STANG RED
Did that one time. One of the funniest things I'd ever seen at the moment. But when we starting having to chase it through the pasture to stomp out all the little fires it was setting along the way, it got real serious, real fast. I sure was glad when it finally popped.


:clap: :clap: :clap: priceless
lostaussie
07-25-2006, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
the fact he fessed up is a good thing. if it were me and my brothers we would have attempted to fix it, and probably gotten hurt. i'm home now. glass still in. its only in about 100000000 pieces. i fussed a little but at least he shot from outside(csi). i would have been really po'ed if he had shot it from inside. i wasn't tooooo hard on him:D
LHMom
07-25-2006, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
At least he didn't put his eye out. :D ;)

So seriously - when my oldest was about 13, he had to have surgery because there was a BB under the skin, just below his eye. It had been there for 6 months before he told us!

According to the E.R. - people come in weekly with a BB under the skin, they just slice, remove the BB and put in a stitch. But with the proximity to his eye, they referred us to a specialist.

WOW. Kids are a blast, aren't they?!
lostaussie
07-25-2006, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by LHMom
So seriously - when my oldest was about 13, he had to have surgery because there was a BB under the skin, just below his eye. It had been there for 6 months before he told us!

According to the E.R. - people come in weekly with a BB under the skin, they just slice, remove the BB and put in a stitch. But with the proximity to his eye, they referred us to a specialist.

WOW. Kids are a blast, aren't they?! i shot one of my cousins through the toe. all the way through the toe. guess i was having a bad day:D
LHMom
07-25-2006, 08:23 PM
Or you are a good shot! LOL
garageoffice
07-25-2006, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by LHMom
So seriously - when my oldest was about 13, he had to have surgery because there was a BB under the skin, just below his eye. It had been there for 6 months before he told us!

According to the E.R. - people come in weekly with a BB under the skin, they just slice, remove the BB and put in a stitch. But with the proximity to his eye, they referred us to a specialist.

WOW. Kids are a blast, aren't they?!

I always thought it was so cool that you could watch the BB in it flight. At least, until I tried shooting an old tire and watched the BB hit and come straight back. It hit me right square between the eyes. Funny how time seems to slow down at times like that. I had a bright red spot for a couple of days. My mom was beside herself, my dad just laughed and told me I was REALLY lucky!