Phil C
07-24-2006, 08:55 AM
A wife had a very grumpy picky husband that could never be satisfied. For breakfast he always demanded two eggs - one done over easy and the other scrambled, one toast that was done right with the amount of butter, and bacon that was done right and a cold glass of orange juice. Everytime he ate he always found something wrong such as the bacon not crisp enough, the orange juice not at the right temperature, the eggs not cooked right or the toast not cooled right or the wrong amount of butter on it.
One day she was determined to make everything perfect. She cooked the eggs just like he wanted, the bacon just right, the orange juice was perfect and the toast was perfect with the right amount of butter. He came in and sat down and ate his breakfast in silence which was a good sign. As he finished up she thought that at last she would get some praise from him. He look at her and then his face turned stern and he shouted "YOU SCRAMBLED THE WRONG EGG!!"
:D
One day she was determined to make everything perfect. She cooked the eggs just like he wanted, the bacon just right, the orange juice was perfect and the toast was perfect with the right amount of butter. He came in and sat down and ate his breakfast in silence which was a good sign. As he finished up she thought that at last she would get some praise from him. He look at her and then his face turned stern and he shouted "YOU SCRAMBLED THE WRONG EGG!!"
:D