BlueBlood
07-13-2006, 09:02 AM
Go To WalMart and:
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they were not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to individually go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of pineapple juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone,
"Code 3' in housewares..." and watch to see what will happen.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you will invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
fall to the floor in the fetal position and while loudly sucking your thumb, scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And, last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait several
minutes. Then, yelled, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they were not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to individually go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of pineapple juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone,
"Code 3' in housewares..." and watch to see what will happen.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you will invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
fall to the floor in the fetal position and while loudly sucking your thumb, scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And, last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait several
minutes. Then, yelled, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"