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BlueBlood
07-13-2006, 08:50 AM
We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado,
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some courage.

No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
Well, I think I need a heart.

Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?

Up stepped Dubya and said,
I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.

No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.

Then there is a great silence in the hall
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,


Well, what do you want?



IS DOROTHY HERE?
JasperDog94
07-13-2006, 08:51 AM
Nice.
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 09:01 AM
lol thats funny.
DU_stud04
07-13-2006, 12:27 PM
haha, bill clinton is tha man!
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
haha, bill clinton is tha man!


no hes just a man wh()re
Gobbla2001
07-13-2006, 12:34 PM
Oh Bill you pimp you...
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Oh Bill you pimp you...

lol D do you wish you could be like him?
Gobbla2001
07-13-2006, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
lol D do you wish you could be like him?

In which ways? ;)
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
In which ways? ;)

oh i forgot you are already a pimp!
Gobbla2001
07-13-2006, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
oh i forgot you are already a pimp!

I taught him everything I know... he forgot the little part about hiding the evidence though... that was rule #1 actually...

"If her husband finds this you may be dead, Billy Willy"
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I taught him everything I know...

so it didnt take long :p
Gobbla2001
07-13-2006, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
so it didnt take long :p

hmmm, there could be some really twisted meaning wrapped up in those five little words...

Let's take the word long for example... hmmmmmmmm :thinking:
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
hmmm, there could be some really twisted meaning wrapped up in those five little words...

Let's take the word long for example... hmmmmmmmm :thinking:




:p
big daddy russ
07-13-2006, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
:p
Stop drooling, T.
DU_stud04
07-13-2006, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by big daddy russ
Stop drooling, T. :clap: :clap: :clap:
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by big daddy russ
Stop drooling, T.

kiss my @$$ Russ you know i was not drooling!
DU_stud04
07-13-2006, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
kiss my @$$ Russ you know i was not drooling!

sure....:p :confused:
big daddy russ
07-13-2006, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
kiss my @$$ Russ you know i was not drooling!
It's flooding here in Bryan.;)
CHS_CG
07-13-2006, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by big daddy russ
It's flooding here in Bryan.;)

yeah uh huh too bad im not in bryan
big daddy russ
07-13-2006, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
yeah uh huh too bad im not in bryan
Dang, that's a lot of drool.
Cameron Crazy
07-13-2006, 04:44 PM
Quite funny i would have to say.
piratebg
07-13-2006, 07:10 PM
That's funny. I always love to listen tho the jokes about the one good thing Clinton did in office.........the oval office.