Television Show

[CenTexSports]

If anyone is a writer, I think we should develop a television show based on 3a Downlow. It could be in the form of Love American Style where there are multiple segments driven by topics and or posts. Since I developed the idea, I get 50% of the gross receipts. I will do the casting also. My initial thoughts are:

Character To be played by
Injured - John Daly
Adidas - Jim Belushi
KTJ - Matthew McConahey
Big Daddy Russ - Garrison Keillor
BBDE - Ed "Too Tall" Jones
All Sweetwater fans - A herd of mules
All Snyder fans - a field of cactus
LHPM - Madonna
CHS - Britney Spears
Matthew 328 - Marv Albert
Ranger Mom - Jennifer Anniston
Ranger Dad - Robert Duval or some other old guy
Aggie John as Himself (nobody wanted to play an Aggie)

[44INAROW]

Wasn't Marv Albert a "perv" or do I have my guys mixed up?

[CenTexSports]

Yea but I think he feels better now.

[PurpleFreddy]

Can I request Jack Black to play my role? Man, that guy rocks!

[CenTexSports]

I certainly have no problem with him auditioning for the part. He and Brendon Frasier are two of my favorites.

[AggieJohn]

i can be played by dustin diamond