lostaussie
07-05-2006, 10:44 AM
> Sick and funny..
>
> A Man's first Son
>
> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
> doctor comes in
> and informs the dad that his son was born without a
> torso, arms
> or legs.
>
> The son is just a head!
>
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
> he can, with
> love and compassion.
>
> After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
> first drink.
>
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he
> is proud of
> him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for
> his boy.
>
> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and
> the bartender
> shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his
> first sip of
> alcohol.
>
> Whooosh! A torso pops out!
>
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of
> joy.
>
> The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>
> Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
>
> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
> drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new
> hands he
> reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last
> of it.
>
> Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
>
> The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving
> thanks!!
>
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to
> the
> left....then to the right ... right through the
> front door, into
> the street, where a truck runs over him and kills
> him instantly.
>
> The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>
>
> wait for it)
>
>
>
>
> it's coming)
>
>
>
>
>
> Ya ready?)
>
>
>
>
> Don't hate me)
>
>
>
>
>
> (take a deep breath)
>
>
>
>
>
> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
>
> A Man's first Son
>
> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
> doctor comes in
> and informs the dad that his son was born without a
> torso, arms
> or legs.
>
> The son is just a head!
>
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
> he can, with
> love and compassion.
>
> After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
> first drink.
>
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he
> is proud of
> him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for
> his boy.
>
> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and
> the bartender
> shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his
> first sip of
> alcohol.
>
> Whooosh! A torso pops out!
>
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of
> joy.
>
> The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>
> Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
>
> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
> drink again.
>
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new
> hands he
> reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last
> of it.
>
> Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
>
> The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving
> thanks!!
>
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to
> the
> left....then to the right ... right through the
> front door, into
> the street, where a truck runs over him and kills
> him instantly.
>
> The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>
>
> wait for it)
>
>
>
>
> it's coming)
>
>
>
>
>
> Ya ready?)
>
>
>
>
> Don't hate me)
>
>
>
>
>
> (take a deep breath)
>
>
>
>
>
> "He should have quit while he was a head!"