Who is the funniest man alive?

[injuredinmelee]

Write in your candidate. The ones I am putting in here are some of my favs but I cant add them all.

[Crimestick]

An obscure one: Emo Phillips. Check out these "musings."

"I posed naked for a magazine once. It was humiliating. I'll never show my face around that news stand again."

"When I was a kid, my nickname was 'Mr. Baseball'... because of the stitches."

"Once I caught a 30 pound sea bass. I was dying to mount it, but people were around."

"My sister just had a baby. Sometimes it's embarrassing because company will be over, and she'll be there with her breasts out, feeding him... cereal or whatever."

"I'm a great lover... I bet."

"I've learned about women the hard way. Through books."

"My nephew's computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I learned a friend $30,000 for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"I once beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken. I guess that's what gave me the courage."

[injuredinmelee]

I like Emo. Good stuff. Also like Mike Birbiglia and Mitch Fatel.

[tigerpride_08]

what about will farrel...he is freakin awesome...love anchorman and kicking and screaming

[tigerpride_08]

oops...lol

[tigerpride_08]

vince vaughn is pretty funny too

[eagles_victory]

If your talking stand up my favorites are George Carlin, Chris Rock, and D.L. Hugley

[GreenMonster]

I'm still fond of Eddie Murphy. I know that he has gone off and had kids and cleaned himself up but he was one vulgar, funny, S.O.B. !

[Emerson1]

Rodney Carrington

[Cameron Crazy]

Originally posted by Emerson1
Rodney Carrington
Funny Funny man...

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by eagles_victory
If your talking stand up my favorites are George Carlin, Chris Rock, and D.L. Hugley
I hate Hughley. Hes a racist.

[Cameron Crazy]

Do you think Mencia is?:thinking:

[injuredinmelee]

Nah Mencia is the same with everyone.

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by Emerson1
Rodney Carrington

Carrington should have def been on the list.

[Cameron Crazy]

Yeah...

[piratebg]

I don't really like Hughley or Mencia. George Carlin and Dennis Leary are two funny mofos. Ron White is also pretty danm funny.