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Matthew328
07-02-2006, 08:24 PM
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com


some hilarious stuff

Matthew328
07-03-2006, 10:22 PM
ttt

piratebg
07-03-2006, 10:25 PM
Has anyone here bought a tshirt from this site yet?

sinton66
07-03-2006, 10:27 PM
A Chucktatorship, huh?:D

KindaCool
07-03-2006, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
Has anyone here bought a tshirt from this site yet?

yes, i got this one from snorg tees - they run a good business

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/916/penismightierfullpic29cx.jpg

that tee shirt represents one of the best SNL skits of all time = celebrity jeopardy

Matthew328
07-03-2006, 10:36 PM
My top 10

There is no theory of evolution. Just animals Chuck Norris lets live.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.


When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.


Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.


I am gonna get me a T-Shirt!!