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Tiger Baseball
06-28-2006, 02:50 PM
The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends; in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured, English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

Black_Magic
06-28-2006, 04:09 PM
True Story that most dont know.

Also the Pilgrims stayed in Plymoth after stopping off only for a short time to replenish thier exausted supply of Ale ( they were originaly headed for Virginia).. after staying and rebuilding the supply they decided stay there instead of leaving for Virginia.. So the settled at Plymoth because they ran out of beer!!:D

BMOC
06-28-2006, 10:37 PM
I heard that the Pilgrims got too damn drunk at Plymouth, and no one was willing to drive the boats because of the strict SWI (sailing while intoxicated) laws imposed by the king. They soon discovered the "Peace" pipes from their new native american buddies and decided to call that place home. :crazy: :)