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DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:19 AM
aiit folks, this is how it goes, we all want more posts. here is a fun way to do that. ill name a quote from a movie and the next person has to guess it correctly, then he/she asks the next quote,.....easy enough, lets get this party started.

oh yea, it IS ok to use quotes from the same movie


ill go first.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

Sweetwater96
06-27-2006, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
aiit folks, this is how it goes, we all want more posts. here is a fun way to do that. ill name a quote from a movie and the next person has to guess it correctly, then he/she asks the next quote,.....easy enough, lets get this party started.

oh yea, it IS ok to use quotes from the same movie


ill go first.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "


Ummmmm. Fight Club.

:O)


Here is a quote:

"They bomb a church,we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport, they execute an American tourist, we tactically nuke an entire city".....

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by Sweetwater96
Ummmmm. Fight Club.

:O)


Here is a quote:

"They bomb a church,we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport, they execute an American tourist, we tactically nuke an entire city".....

easy one....swordfish


how bout this.....

"your mom goes to college"
:D

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
easy one....swordfish


how bout this.....

"your mom goes to college"
:D Napaleon Dynamite

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
Napaleon Dynamite

yay...you got it...now what quote are you asking????

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 04:25 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
yay...you got it...now what quote are you asking????

starting again....please leave your quote for the next person to try and answer


"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
starting again....please leave your quote for the next person to try and answer


"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. " Dazed and Confused

"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander."

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Dazed and Confused

"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander."

pirates of the carribean


"chicken so good make you wanna slap yo momma!"

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 02:25 PM
Friday After Next??

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
Friday After Next??

yes...ask away now

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
Friday After Next?? :doh:

quote???

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 02:34 PM
I suck at making quotes


You fingers hurt now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty does anyone elses fingers hurt

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:doh:

quote???

second time to do that.....

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
I suck at making quotes


You fingers hurt now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty does anyone elses fingers hurt

happy gilmore

92% of women at UCLA are sexually active...92%??? That means I got a 92% chance of embarassin' myself!!! ;)

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:36 PM
nm

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
happy gilmore

92% of women at UCLA are sexually active...92%??? That means I got a 92% chance of embarassin' myself!!! ;)
Can't Hardly Wait

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
Can't Hardly Wait sweet....where is your quote? :mad: :D

Sweetwater Red
06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
.

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
Can't Hardly Wait

way to go old guy! ;)

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Two from True Romance...

"I know I'm a call girl. But, Think I love you."
(Patricia Arquette to Christian Slater)

"You must have thought this was white boy day"
("Pimped out" Gary Oldham to Christian Slater) :confused: :confused:

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
:confused: :confused:
we are waiting on you to give the next quote

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
way to go old guy! ;) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
we are waiting on you to give the next quote Three above you.

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:42 PM
:clap: :clap: I love it!!! This game is already screwed up!!! LMAO

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Animal House


I like that cartoons, they make me laugh.

DaHop72
06-27-2006, 02:43 PM
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Here it is again.:D

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Here it is again.:D

oops...my bad OLD GUY!! :nerd:

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:clap: :clap: I love it!!! This game is already screwed up!!! LMAO 8
yes i know, ever since the beginning...think its just because i started it:nerd:

Sweetwater Red
06-27-2006, 02:45 PM
"Did I do that?" I did read the rules. I thought it was post you favorite quotes. I'll erase what I said.

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Here it is again.:D

animal house



"What would you do if you had a million dollars?


I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.


That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?


Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
animal house



"What would you do if you had a million dollars?


I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.


That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?


Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."

I already answered the Animal House one, but I'll answer again.

Office Space

I like the cartoons, they make me laugh.

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I already answered the Animal House one, but I'll answer again.

Office Space

I like the cartoons, they make me laugh. I need a hint!!!! :confused:

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:52 PM
is it "clerks"?

if so.....
"when tha F*** did we get ice cream!??"

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
is it "clerks"?

if so.....
"when tha F*** did we get ice cream!??" The Ringer

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
The Ringer


yup

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 02:55 PM
your the only person I know whos di** needs an instruction booklet

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:56 PM
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/banghead.gif

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
your the only person I know whos di** needs an instruction booklet American Pie 2

"Drum, eat $hit and die!"

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
your the only person I know whos di** needs an instruction booklet

American Pie 2?

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
American Pie 2

"Drum, eat $hit and die!"

Steel Magnolias


"Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts. "

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
Steel Magnolias


"Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts. "

Varsity Blues

"Run down to the corner store and get me some chipped ice and a lemon coke"

:D

Okay that one is probably too obscure to figure out...here is another quote

"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. "

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Varsity Blues

"Run down to the corner store and get me some chipped ice and a lemon coke"

:D

Okay that one is probably too obscure to figure out...here is another quote

"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. "


A Streetcar Named Desire


"Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em?"

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Varsity Blues

"Run down to the corner store and get me some chipped ice and a lemon coke"

:D

Okay that one is probably too obscure to figure out...here is another quote

"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. "
Was the first one Dave Chapelle?

The second one is A Streetcar Named Desire

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
A Streetcar Named Desire


"Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em?" Coyote Ugly

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Was the first one Dave Chapelle?

The second one is A Streetcar Named Desire LOL - they are both from A Streetcar Named Desire -- gotta love Blanche DuBois :clap:

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Coyote Ugly


yep

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:09 PM
My dear! Never let anyone tell you to be ashamed of your figure

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
My dear! Never let anyone tell you to be ashamed of your figure

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir


"if I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
My dear! Never let anyone tell you to be ashamed of your figure

.

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:12 PM
this sucks i dont know any of the answers and i thought i had seen a lot of movies :(

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 03:12 PM
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

This is my boomstick!

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir


"if I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

Ace Venture: Pet Detective

The pen is rrrrrrreeeee --- BLUE!!!

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Ace Venture: Pet Detective

The pen is rrrrrrreeeee --- BLUE!!!


Liar Liar

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

This is my boomstick!


Army of Darkness???

"She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention."

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
Army of Darkness???

"She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention." dumb and dumber

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
dumb and dumber

yup

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:17 PM
theres so much lacker on that thing it was an accident waiting to happen

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
theres so much lacker on that thing it was an accident waiting to happen Meet the Parents

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:19 PM
"I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before. "

Haunta Yo
06-27-2006, 03:19 PM
Dumb and Dumber

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him….

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
Dumb and Dumber

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him…. Old School

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
Dumb and Dumber

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him…. Old School


"Attitude reflect leadership, captain"

eagles_victory
06-27-2006, 03:22 PM
I majored in karate for two semesters

pirate4state
06-27-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by eagles_victory
I majored in karate for two semesters Son-in-law :clap: LOL!

Blastoderm55
06-27-2006, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Old School


"Attitude reflect leadership, captain"

Remember the Titans

You know, one who speaks at Yoogoogulies.

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
Remember the Titans

You know, one who speaks at Yoogoogulies.

Zoolander

Do you know what that awareness is?

What?

That we're all one. That seperateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one.

Haunta Yo
06-27-2006, 03:34 PM
Wedding Crashers


Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays.

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
Wedding Crashers


Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays.

Fletch

"The ratio of people to cake is too big..."

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Zoolander

Do you know what that awareness is?

What?

That we're all one. That seperateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one.
Wedding Crashers?

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Wedding Crashers?

late...but correct! :thumbsup:

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
late...but correct! :thumbsup: POOH!!!

Haunta Yo
06-27-2006, 03:41 PM
Office Space

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
Office Space

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah. The Princess Bride

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:43 PM
nm

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:44 PM
Of course I knew! And now that you've got the idea of killing yourself out of your head you can stop boring everyone and be useful for a change. And put some clothes on!

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Of course I knew! And now that you've got the idea of killing yourself out of your head you can stop boring everyone and be useful for a change. And put some clothes on!

The Man in the Iron Mask

I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
The Man in the Iron Mask

I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough. The Notebook

That boy is our legal property, same as the family cow.

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
The Notebook

That boy is our legal property, same as the family cow.

Pete's Dragon

[after ... gives her a dollar when she's stripping] Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.

AP Panther Fan
06-27-2006, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
Wedding Crashers


Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays.


:eek: :eek: :eek:

You can't find any quotes in gibberish?;) :D

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Pete's Dragon

[after ... gives her a dollar when she's stripping] Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.

Buying the Cow?

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
Buying the Cow?

:thumbsup:

CHS_Grad '85
06-27-2006, 03:53 PM
From another thread... LOL

Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
From another thread... LOL

Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.

Labrinyth

I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!

AP Panther Fan
06-27-2006, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Labrinyth

I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!



Racing Stripes?

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Racing Stripes?

no mam

CHS_CG
06-27-2006, 04:15 PM
THATS TO HARD I GIVE UP!

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Labrinyth

I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!


Madagascar

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 04:23 PM
"Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.

Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an a$$hole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace. "

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
Madagascar

:)

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
"Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.

Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an a$$hole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace. "

How High

Who are you? Huh? Some third class loser? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps!

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
How High

Who are you? Huh? Some third class loser? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps!

The Talented Mr. Ripley



"I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer, not quite as good as this but close. And in walks the biggest mexican I have ever seen."

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
The Talented Mr. Ripley



"I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer, not quite as good as this but close. And in walks the biggest mexican I have ever seen."

Desperado

Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Desperado

Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!

oceans 12


"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "

Adidas410s
06-27-2006, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
oceans 12


"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "

Hitch

Have you ever thought about the person who designed the sports skirt? Somebody sat down, drew a fantasy and made it compulsory uniform. I can never watch Wimbledon without thinking of that man.

and with that I'm out for the day...

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Hitch

Have you ever thought about the person who designed the sports skirt? Somebody sat down, drew a fantasy and made it compulsory uniform. I can never watch Wimbledon without thinking of that man.

and with that I'm out for the day...

Inspector Morse


"Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right... "

big daddy russ
06-27-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
Inspector Morse


"Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right... "
Get Rich or Die Tryin'

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. Gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere."

PPHSfan
06-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Van Wilder


" General Robert E. Lee freed the slaves, and I can wack that bell if I wan't to."

Tweeder215
06-27-2006, 08:37 PM
Lonesome Dove

"Rob? We never rob, we just simply borrow a little bit from those who can afford it."

un b weavable
06-27-2006, 08:51 PM
"We got no food. We got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!"

Tweeder215
06-27-2006, 08:53 PM
u didnt even say what movie the quote was from...you can't just up and change the quote

Tweeder215
06-27-2006, 08:54 PM
P.S.- yours is Dumb and Dumber

smustangs
06-27-2006, 09:57 PM
we need a quote now bryson

Tweeder215
06-27-2006, 10:12 PM
i already gave one and nobody has gotten it.

"Rob? We never rob, we just simply borrow a little bit from those who can afford it."

PPHSfan
06-27-2006, 10:30 PM
Robin Hood...Men in tights.



Dyin ain't much of a living boy.

Tweeder215
06-27-2006, 10:31 PM
It was actually just Robin Hood, but I'm still impressed and I have no idea about yours

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
Robin Hood...Men in tights.



Dyin ain't much of a living boy.

The Outlaw Josey Wales???

DU_stud04
06-27-2006, 10:40 PM
"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. "

PPHSfan
06-27-2006, 10:48 PM
Grandma's Boy

You mean..I'm always gonna be this color?

Haunta Yo
06-28-2006, 06:57 AM
The Jerk


There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.

DU_stud04
06-29-2006, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Haunta Yo
The Jerk


There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.

Fandango

DU_stud04
06-29-2006, 02:57 AM
"Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

piratebg
06-29-2006, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
"Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."


Bad Santa

piratebg
06-29-2006, 04:12 AM
"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity."

sahen
06-29-2006, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by piratebg
"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity."
Real Genius

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii"

piratebg
06-29-2006, 04:33 AM
The Boondock Saints

piratebg
06-29-2006, 04:36 AM
"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."