Story Thread...

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone,

[PPHSfan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of

[Bulldog_12]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan

[PPHSfan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy!

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic,

[PPHSfan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed

[PPHSfan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place.:hairpunk:

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head and

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited a "pimp named KeKe", straight out

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't.

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!"

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and threw it

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee.

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick i killed it!"

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids.

[Adidas410s]

e little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with

[CHS_CG]

:doh:

[CHS_Grad '85]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes and

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. pogo pogo pogo!!!

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around. Just as the

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around. Just as the weiner started to fall

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around. Just as the weiner started to fall matrix time initiated

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around. Just as the weiner started to fall matrix time initiated and the banshee

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape. Using a megaphone, the size of PPHSfan's hummer, sintonfan wishes he had a red squishy! And like magic, a midget wearing a red squishy push-up bra appeared miraculously and grabbed him by the hair on his little happy place. The midget removes his head, and reveals his true identity, it's Connie Chung, hater of OWCHI.

Meanwhile, Gilmer recruited "a pimp named KeKe", straight out of compton. He was a top 5 waterboy in california 3 years ago, but Gilmer had a feeling he could run like forrest gump, which he couldn't. He did say, "I like pie!", so the booster club bought him some. "Figures!" he ate all of the weiners except one, which belonged to CHS_CG and she threw it against the wall and shreeked like a wild banshee, "Everybody, come quick I killed it!" The weiner banshee loves taking weiners from the kids and playing with jump ropes while holding a weiner. "Pogo pogo pogo!!!" is what she liked to do....jump, bounce, up, down, & all around. Just as the weiner started to fall matrix time initiated and the banshee killed "the one"

[DU_stud04]

found this and loved it......read over it, hysterical stuff:D

[DU_stud04]

ttt:D

[pirate4state]

:clap: haha - this was great stuff!!! :thumbsup:

[piratebg]

Good times. Good times. :clap: :D